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22 Outrageously Hipster Foods That Must Be Stopped

The hipsters have done it again.

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1. Sushi Doughnuts

First sushi burritos and now this????
@new_fork_city via Instagram

First sushi burritos and now this????

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2. Spaghetti Doughnuts

This just doesn't make sense.
@eastcoasteater via Instagram

This just doesn't make sense.

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    Gimme!
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    This is an abomination
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    This is an abomination

3. AND Grilled Cheese Doughnuts

I just wanna know why people are trying so hard to corrupt the doughnut?
@indulgenteats via Instagram

I just wanna know why people are trying so hard to corrupt the doughnut?

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    Yes, looks delish
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    No thanks
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4. Watermelon Ice Cream Sandwiches

Cute but no.
@unforgettable_treats via Instagram

Cute but no.

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    Yes, that's adorbs
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    Not for me
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5. Black Charcoal Bun Lobster Rolls

What ever happened to a good ol' hot dog bun?
@shizugame via Instagram

What ever happened to a good ol' hot dog bun?

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    OMG yes
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    WTF? No.
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6. Chicken Cones

I can get down with fried chicken and waffles, but is the waffle cone really necessary?
@inbetweenbuns via Instagram

I can get down with fried chicken and waffles, but is the waffle cone really necessary?

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    Yaaas!
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    Why hipsters why?
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7. Avocado Pizza

A slice of toast just wasn't enough.
@reimageny via Instagram

A slice of toast just wasn't enough.

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    Yes! Avocado anything!
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    Enough with the avocados
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8. Succulent Cupcakes

Succulents belong in ceramic pots, not cupcake liners.
@ktcakesbakeshop via Instagram

Succulents belong in ceramic pots, not cupcake liners.

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    Yes, super cute!
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    You've gone too far, hipsters
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    You've gone too far, hipsters

9. Pizza Cake

Was deep dish not good enough for you hipsters?
@briancantstopeating via Instagram

Was deep dish not good enough for you hipsters?

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    There's no pizza I wouldn't try
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    Not for me
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10. Avocado Poke Toast

I'm fine with poke taking over the world, I'm just not sure we should be trying to make it a breakfast food.
@ @dad_beets via Instagram

I'm fine with poke taking over the world, I'm just not sure we should be trying to make it a breakfast food.

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    Yum!!!
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    Poke belongs in a bowl
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    Poke belongs in a bowl

11. Cloud Eggs

I will admit these are magically whimsical, but why must your breakfast plate look like cumulus clouds?
@foodiesofsa via Instagram

I will admit these are magically whimsical, but why must your breakfast plate look like cumulus clouds?

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    YES!
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    Not on my breakfast plate
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12. Goth Ice Cream

And a black sugar cone too!? Come on, people.
@spoon_fairfield via Instagram

And a black sugar cone too!? Come on, people.

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    Yes, it's black like my soul
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    I'll stick with the classics.
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13. Rainbow Bagels

These just feel sketchy.
@keamkiana via Instagram

These just feel sketchy.

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    Hell yeah
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    I'll stick to my plain bagel, thanks.
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14. Edible Cookie Dough Cones

Cookie dough was never meant to be this edible.
@cookiesandcups via Instagram

Cookie dough was never meant to be this edible.

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    Yes, and this is my dream come true
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    Yuck, I'd go into a sugar coma
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    Yuck, I'd go into a sugar coma

15. Everything Bagel Doughnuts

Are you bagels or are you doughnuts? Stop confusing everyone!
@nycfoodcoma via Instagram

Are you bagels or are you doughnuts? Stop confusing everyone!

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    How bad can it be?
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    Nope
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16. Giant Soup Dumplings

Are we all supposed to slurp this down at the same time?
@cyneats via Instagram

Are we all supposed to slurp this down at the same time?

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    I need this
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    Looks gross
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17. Lucky Charms Capuccino

First Unicorn Lattes and now this?
@eatingnyc via Instagram

First Unicorn Lattes and now this?

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    Yes! It's magically delicious
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    I'll save the Lucky Charms for my cereal
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18. Overly Indulgent Milkshakes

Every cardiologist is probably having nightmares about these creations.
@foodiexyes via Instagram

Every cardiologist is probably having nightmares about these creations.

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    You can never have too much sugar
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    I feel ill looking at this
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19. S'mores Fries

Does no one miss the days when s'mores were a three-ingredient campfire treat?
@briancantstopeating via Instagram

Does no one miss the days when s'mores were a three-ingredient campfire treat?

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    Yum! Sweet and salty
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    Let fries be fries and s'mores be s'mores.
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    Let fries be fries and s'mores be s'mores.

20. Nacho Doughnuts

Let's draw the savory-sweet line at maple bacon doughnuts.
@foodgps via Instagram

Let's draw the savory-sweet line at maple bacon doughnuts.

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    I'd eat anything cheesy
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    This is unacceptable
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    This is unacceptable

21. Fancy A├žai Bowls

Those hipsters are just trying way too hard.
@diningwithdevyn via Instagram

Those hipsters are just trying way too hard.

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    Coconut bowls! My fave!
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    You're trying too hard, hipsters.
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    Coconut bowls! My fave!
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22. Squid Ink Bao

Let pork buns live!
@thecitylanelosangeles via Instagram

Let pork buns live!

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    Yes, I'm intrigued
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    No, I'm kinda scared.
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