1. Having a long stand and a stare next to the Christmas tree.
2. Dogs stuck in holes.
3. Bird people.
4. Leaving children outside in the snow.
They're too loud and needy.
Make Christmas Victorian again.
They're too loud and needy.
"Hide your prized possessions. Keep your tail bushy and fine."
Spreading Christmas cheer.
We should bring back shit clothes.
What's Christmas without a little unending toil?
Fitting.