13 Olympic Medals You Could Actually Win

Even if your name isn't Simone.

Posted on August 14, 2016, 14:01 GMT

Share This Article

1. For the friend who takes athleisure far more seriously than athletics:

2. For the friend who flexes their Michelle Obama arms, but only on very specific occasions:

3. For the friend who can’t catch a ball to save their life, but has cat-like reflexes when it really counts:

4. For the friend who basically plays Jenga with their dishware:

5. For the friend whose Snapchat game pauses for no one:

6. For the friend who has actually, like, used Tinder successfully:

7. For the one who knows sleep > everything:

8. For the friend who has never heard of packing light:

9. For the one who can make even manspreaders take heed:

10. For the friend who has created their own anti-clipboard forcefield:

11. For the one who can actually wear all-white clothing like an adult:

12. For the one who's always first to happy hour:

13. And of course, for the one who holds a very special race of their own every weekend:

Share This Article