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This mom who is raising quite the entitled child:
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This person who doesn't know the difference between genetics and plastic surgery:
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This "very fun dad" that's willing to die on the hill that children's birthday parties must be productive to society:
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This person who is worried about your freezer, particularly if you've ever put your feet in the sand:
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This super spy parent:
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This person who wants to use their partner for another kid before immediately divorcing them:
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This parent who is worried, but not worried enough to take their kid to an actual doctor:
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This shocking suggestion:
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This busy-body parent:
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This parent who seems to think medicine is evil:
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This parent who probably failed high school biology:
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This incredibly possessive mother:
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This passionate commenter:
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This parent who wants to give their baby flavored water and juice:
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This commenter advocating for a "wild pregnancy":
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This starchy sleep-time ritual for a 13-month-old:
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And, this mom with a very important question:
