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    Parents, Tell Us The Funniest Or Most Embarrassing Thing Your Kid Has Ever Said Or Done

    Kids have quite the sense of humor!

    It's no secret that kids aren't always the best at filtering themselves. If a kid has a thought or an impulse, chances are they're gonna act on it.

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    Whether you're in the privacy of your own home or in the middle of a busy restaurant, if your kid has an impolite observation, a backed-up fart, or an embarrassing fact about your personal life, by god, they're gonna let it fly.

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    Perhaps you took your 5-year-old grocery shopping and asked them to stay close and behave themselves. You turned around for two seconds to grab something from the deli counter and when you turned back around, your kid was reaching for a box of cookies on the bottom of a display. Before you could intervene, your kid pulled out that bottom box, sending the rest of the display toppling over like a bunch of Jenga blocks.

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    Or maybe your kid heard Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" and quickly became obsessed. They started singing it everywhere — at home, at school, and in public. It wouldn't have been such a problem if their pronunciation didn't sound like they were singing "boner face."

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    Or perhaps you went out to a nice restaurant with your family but couldn't get a babysitter in time, so you brought your baby. They managed to sleep through most of the meal, but at the end they woke up and started getting fussy. They were kicking and crying when you noticed a gush of brown liquid flowing from their seat and down onto the restaurant booth. You threw your napkin over the mess and got out as fast as you could. You still feel bad about it to this day.

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    Has your kid ever cracked you up or royally embarrassed you? Have they ever cracked you up WHILE royally embarrassing you? Tell us all about it in the comments below. The best submissions will be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post!