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This husband who tempted fate with his cereal bowl placement:
2.
This husband who was SO CLOSE to changing the toilet paper, then just didn't:
3.
This husband who turned his side of the car into a trash pit:
4.
This husband who keeps opening new jars of jam before finishing old ones:
5.
This husband who thinks scraping egg residue out of the frying pan and into the sink equals cleaning:
6.
This husband who just wanted to be able to say he put the silverware away:
7.
This husband who viciously opened the toothpaste box:
8.
This husband who leaves his takeout containers in the microwave after eating:
9.
This husband who "left some for his wife" so he wouldn't have to clean the container:
10.
This husband who has his own special way of opening up a box of tissues:
11.
This husband who destroyed this helpless tortilla package:
12.
This husband who is working on his reading comprehension:
13.
This husband who earnestly said he finished all the painting:
14.
This husband who left his dirty clothes *so close* to the laundry basket:
15.
This husband who didn't refill the ice tray because "it wasn't empty":
16.
This husband who didn't technically finish the grapes:
17.
This husband who was tasked with organizing the tea bags:
18.
This husband who leaves his dirty clothes strewn across the floor where his partner walks to get to the bathroom:
19.
This husband who promised to save some Oreos for his partner:
20.
This husband who went goblin-mode on this resealable bag:
21.
And, this husband who left the table a crumby mess after his meal:
