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This couple who's looking for a free sperm donor through a Buy Nothing Facebook group:
2.
This birthday beggar who spiraled online:
3.
This person who will sell you these bricks if you destroy the house to get them:
4.
This person who was too cruel and greedy to even fork out $10 for a service they inquired about:
5.
This person who is even less likely to get a date after posting this trash:
6.
This person who asked for a specific free car on a Buy Nothing Facebook group:
7.
This person who would like a sizable discount on a phone because they were bullied as a kid and currently struggle with indigestion:
8.
This person whose family Disney trip "didn't count" as a Christmas gift:
9.
This person who really just wanted a TV and stereo all along:
10.
This person who wants a free DEEP clean of their house:
11.
This person who publicly complained about free Christmas gifts:
12.
This person who wants an experienced nanny/housekeeper who they only have to pay $75 A WEEK:
13.
This person looking for some donations to add to their personal collection:
14.
This person who would happily take a free, high-end couch:
15.
This person who will pay you $20 a day to watch their toddler:
16.
This person who's probably going to be real mad when no one accepts their outrageous offer:
17.
This incredibly unsettling exchange that went from 0 to 100 real fast:
18.
This person who only wants to pay a dog sitter $30 a day for at least a 47-day commitment:
19.
This person who asked for a discount and got told no:
20.
This person who wants to pay someone $50 a weekend for 48 hours of babysitting:
21.
This person who demanded free stuff because they have given away free stuff before:
22.
This magazine that only wants free labor:
23.
This incredible opportunity:
24.
This person who sounds totally chill and awesome to work for:
25.
This person who wants to borrow a car they can smoke in:
26.
And, this beggar who immediately got put in their place:
