Pardon My Obnoxious Laugh, But These 37 Signs Are So Hilarious, I Actually Can't Contain Myself

    Here's your sign to have a laugh today!

    1. This sign that assures you crime is totally cool after 6:00 p.m.:

    "No crime 8am - 6pm"

    2. This sign that devolves into a bit of madness:

    "NO Penguins"

    3. This helpful tip:

    "Not for your butt"

    4. This sign that just wasted a tiiiiny bit of your time:

    "Thank you for reading this sign"

    5. This sign that casually mentions a demon, nbd:

    we are short staffed please be patient with the staff that did show up there is a demon in the fridge no one wants to work anymore

    6. This truly eloquent sign:

    traffic sign says peepee poopoo

    7. This sign that raises more questions than it answers:

    sign by a tree that says please dont, thank you

    8. This incredible marketing:

    "Show us your crack"

    9. This cheeky sign:

    is buttcheeks one word or should i spread them apart

    10. This very practical sign:

    "If life shuts a door, open it again. It's a door. That's how they work"

    11. This notice that could've gone unnoticed:

    if you notice this notice you will notice that tis notice is not worth noticing

    12. This helpful sign:

    if you die whilst waiting to see the doctor please cancel your appointment

    13. This goose warning sign that looks pretty serious:

    level 5 goose warning

    14. This incredibly blunt sign:

    do not enter the pool if you are ill with diarrhea

    15. This very smart sign:

    "Raise your right foot"

    16. The signs on these bins that are perhaps promoting the wrong message:

    every child garbage matters recylce

    17. This sign that's prepared for all potential scenarios:

    "No Up-Close Street Magic"

    18. This sign that means business:

    graphic of a person with explosive diarrhea

    19. This nutty sign:

    closed, squirrel in building

    20. This sign that'll give you a headache:

    notice this is the back door the front door is around the back

    21. This sign that just invites chaos:

    school free drug zone

    22. This sign that would benefit from better spacing or punctuation:

    trash empolyees only

    23. This hopefully satirical sign:

    "Unattended children will be captured and used for medical experiments."

    24. This unusual demand:

    quiet have a wednesday

    25. This educational sign:

    if you are not a fly please do not trigger the flytraps as this will cause them to digest themselves and eventually die

    26. This funny sign that would make me less mad about the inconvenience:

    "Please use the lift"

    27. This sign that definitely has a wild backstory:

    Any conversation you have in this corner echoes strongly into Room 2037."

    28. This iconic plaque:

    "I'm not dead yet, just self centred"

    29. This sign that raises a good point:

    "Before we work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?"

    30. This very direct sign:

    for baby changing not baby making

    31. This sign that's giving some mixed signals:

    "CLOSED come in"

    32. This sign that's more like a word puzzle:

    "Every You Give Zoom More Idea"

    33. This confusing message for a stop sign:

    kindness starts here, written in a stop sign

    34. This sign that the geese can totally read:

    "NO geese"

    35. This notice that's just a *little* too real:

    "I still work but the light in me has gone"

    36. This creative sign made by people tired of wiping up strangers' pee:

    "Those with shorter barrels or low muzzle velocity please engage target at a closer range"

    37. And, this sign that beautifully sums up exactly what this fickle weather has been like:

    "It's like winter is really mad and keeps storming out of the room and then coming back yelling, 'And another thing!'"

    H/T: r/funnysigns, r/CrappyDesign, r/funny