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    I Got A Case Of The Giggles From Reading These 20 Tweets About Relationships And Dating

    "I think that dating losers is actually a prerequisite for female greatness."

    Whether you're happily in love or happily single, you're probably no stranger to the absolute chaos and weirdness of dating. These hilarious tweeters were brave enough to say the things we've all thought, but never said aloud. Enjoy some silliness:

    1.

    Dear future husband, you see that thing called public proposal, it’s not for us

    Twitter: @___shukrah

    2.

    do the guys who play music during sex ever get girlfriends

    Twitter: @Nia_mp4

    3.

    I wish a rich guy will fall in love with me and his parents offer me 20M to just get out of his life.

    Twitter: @Agyeiwaa__1

    4.

    i think that dating losers is actually a prerequisite for female greatness

    Twitter: @littleesther

    5.

    if we date, you must reply before i send a message

    Twitter: @Ssstylar_

    6.

    if we "talk" you’re not single. We’re in a MF pending relationship. you’re in the cart 😭

    Twitter: @AnnabelleWilin

    7.

    post yalls boyfriends let’s see who got the same one

    Twitter: @Noorthevirgo

    8.

    I’m wayyy too young to be feeling like i’m done with love and dating😭😭

    Twitter: @WhoTFissim

    9.

    dating a loser will really alter ur brain chemistry

    Twitter: @1likeaverage

    10.

    Twitter: @ghostbewilin

    11.

    It’s me and my man against da world, and yes I met him 3 days ago!

    Twitter: @Azsocute

    12.

    Twitter: @wnbagirlfriend

    13.

    i hate when someone tries to give me relationship advice, let me be delusional in peace

    Twitter: @freemerq1

    14.

    Girlfriends are supposed to be a little bit scary

    Twitter: @jurndan

    15.

    if we date you gotta kiss me every 2 mins

    Twitter: @slo_xoo

    16.

    He dumped me so I started dating his boss now all his leaves are cancelled

    Twitter: @Sochtee_hai

    17.

    me looking at my girlfriend after she elbowed my head in her sleep

    Twitter: @damnjiggaa / Via Call of Duty

    18.

    If i had a boyfriend i would keep him on one of those extendable leashes so he can explore safely

    Twitter: @normalgirl222

    19.

    stop having boyfriends and start having fun

    Twitter: @MOSSYVIBES

    20.

    My girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say “we need more shirts”

    Twitter: @tweetsbyzyl

    Make sure to follow all these funny folks!!