Whether you're happily in love or happily single, you're probably no stranger to the absolute chaos and weirdness of dating. These hilarious tweeters were brave enough to say the things we've all thought, but never said aloud. Enjoy some silliness:
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Dear future husband, you see that thing called public proposal, it’s not for us
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do the guys who play music during sex ever get girlfriends
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I wish a rich guy will fall in love with me and his parents offer me 20M to just get out of his life.
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i think that dating losers is actually a prerequisite for female greatness
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if we date, you must reply before i send a message
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if we "talk" you’re not single. We’re in a MF pending relationship. you’re in the cart 😭
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post yalls boyfriends let’s see who got the same one
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I’m wayyy too young to be feeling like i’m done with love and dating😭😭
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dating a loser will really alter ur brain chemistry
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we dating in my head so idc
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It’s me and my man against da world, and yes I met him 3 days ago!
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declawing my girlfriend
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i hate when someone tries to give me relationship advice, let me be delusional in peace
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Girlfriends are supposed to be a little bit scary
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if we date you gotta kiss me every 2 mins
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He dumped me so I started dating his boss now all his leaves are cancelled
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me looking at my girlfriend after she elbowed my head in her sleep
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If i had a boyfriend i would keep him on one of those extendable leashes so he can explore safely
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stop having boyfriends and start having fun
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My girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say “we need more shirts”