1.
This Marine who doesn't need your luck OR your discount:
2.
These people looking for a free festival weekend:
3.
This high-maintenance potential partner:
4.
This person who just kept asking for more:
5.
This person who wants YOU to pay to remove a tree from THEIR property:
6.
This person who publicly begged for free birthday gifts:
7.
These parents with unbelievably high expectations for their babysitter (who they will barely be paying):
8.
This person who will pay you in plants, but definitely not money:
9.
This person who quickly played the "single mom" card:
10.
This person who came ready to barter:
11.
This person who got super aggressive when their excuse backfired:
12.
This person who can't believe young people won't work for free anymore:
13.
This person who doesn't seem to realize how expensive it is to own a dog:
14.
This parent with a rather hefty wishlist for their kid's 12th birthday:
15.
This person who wants a free car, but not just anyyyy car:
16.
This not-at-all sketchy job opportunity:
17.
This parent who thinks $20/a day is somehow an acceptable wage:
18.
This random person who wants this expensive bed for free:
19.
This world's worst wedding:
20.
This lazy person who doesn't want to apply for a dog because they know they'd probably be rejected:
21.
Finally, this rude rejection from a person who didn't even intend to pay:
