Posted on Jul 17, 2023

Congratulations To All 24 Of These Nightmare Human Beings For Being The Absolute Worst Online This Month

I'll never understand how these people make it through life.

by Hannah Dobrogosz

BuzzFeed Staff

Person thinks it's "super unfair that people have private swimming pools and won't share" and doesn't trust the beaches "because the water won't be getting tested"; all it takes is "a few changes to the rules and we can go visit anyone's backyard pool"

She's mad her daughter's father wouldn't break up with his GF when she asked, and now he's going on formal child support instead of just always giving her money, so she needs to know how much to ask for so she and her BF can continue to not work

They have a cabin that they rent out on Airbnb, but they want to add a chainsaw carving of Sasquatch holding a US flag while riding an orca whale, but their wife won't let them spend the money, so they're asking for a "charitable donation""T

"They have a billboard that says free soda while you wait; am I going to be waiting so long I'm going to get thirsty? The billboard advertising free soda while I wait tells me I will indeed be waiting so long I will get thirsty"

They're looking for a "sweet beautiful young lady" to help pay their child support 'cause they're tired; they're posting this as "just something motivational to fellas who have kids" and showing their garnishments totalling $700

"ISO a male roommate, preferably attractive that would pay all the rent; I have three children so it would have to be at least a 4 BR house" and "no pets or smoking/drinking issues"

They say you shouldn't become an artist if you want to make money "because real people do not spend money on art, especially during a crisis," and "it should be a crime to make money from something like this during a national emergency"

In a 1-star review, they said they asked an employee if they could get a cup of water, and he told them they had to wait in line, so they had to wait in line 10 minutes

Looking for a long-term, stable babysitter for their three (soon to be four) kids, 1, 2, and 4 years old, 7:30am–5:30pm M–F, $250 a week, in their apt because there are security cameras

Person is mad they can't find any reasonably priced photographers for a wedding; they don't have 8 years of post–high school education or $500K in student loans, the equipment doesn't cost $100K, and they don't have people's lives in their hands

Magazine invites them to write an article about art, and when they ask about pay, they're told "quite famous people from Hollywood and other places" write for it and they don't ask for money, so how famous are they to be asking for money?

"ISO an old Christian man who would like to cook me 3 meals a day for free; must be a single man and a Christian" and "maybe drive me to doc appts, grocery shopping and dinners out; please and thank you"

"I've posted before for a car but i have yet to find one that attracts me, is anyone selling a car 4k or UNDER, honestly no leather interior just something cute for a first car and not a long little one since I'm spending my money i am a little picky"

They need a photographer for "some candid natural shots" during a three-day wedding weekend, 1–5 hours each day; they don't have a big budget so would need someone who's looking to expand their portfolio; just raw shots, no editing necessary

Their graduation is tomorrow morning and they need $30 "to be able to get a nice meal after the meal"; they've asked 10 people directly, "only for them to be unable to help at all"

Person offers to pay $5K for a $30K car, and the seller says in disbelief, "For $5K I'll let you sit on the car for 10 minutes"

They need somewhere to stay a couple nights; they have 2 kids, no car, no money or job to help, "just asking for someone's graciousness," and yes, they smoke 420, they're not ashamed, they just need somewhere that lets them "still do" their medicine

They're 21, relationship status is "back on the market unfortunately," looking for close to age 21, hobby is gambling, and they want a man who is "genuine, kind, caring, willing to share money because I was forced into a tight spot financially"

"Was wondering if anyone is giving away a washer and dryer for free? And can drop off"

"I'm trying to come to your event with 2 of my girls but we don't normally wait in line and we get drinks ... would you be able to get us in?" and the response is, "With all due disrespect, who tf r u? I don't do events, you have the wrong number"

"Show me tattoo work you've done? I'll be honest and say I usually don't pay for tattoos, friends and all, but I got an important piece I want, so I'm seeing what everyone bring to the table" and also sent a missed video call

Need "a mature student, artist, or freelancer" to live in 3BR house; they have two kids, 7 and 9, and two cats; they're "offering low rent in return for some help around the home and with the kids," including pickups from school and evening babysitting

Seller reduces price to 95 pounds but person offers 70 and says "feel sorry for me please as I am not well, yeah, I know a bit dramatic but it's actually true as I am recovering from a serious illness, but hey I am still here and things will get better"

ISO photographer with 3–5+ years' experience ONLY for 2 hours (paying $50 total) for niece's wedding; photographer gets catered food and ONE free drink; if photos are up to standards, they'll tip $25 AFTER seeing final edits; "be dressed appropriately"

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