Internet Finds·Posted on Jun 5, 202250 Entitled People Who Prove We Are Living In The Worst And Stupidest Timeline"In search of a housekeeper who will accept payment in Mary Kay products."by Hannah DobrogoszBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Oh my GOD, this fake friend who deserves to be blocked: "Friend" asks me to vote for her in a beauty pageant, where I pay $1 for 1 vote. Proceeds to ask for 1600 votes. from ChoosingBeggars 2. This Hunt's hater: Ketchup Critics from ChoosingBeggars 3. The person who had the gall to post this request: Guy wants someone to pay him to remove trees from his property. from ChoosingBeggars 4. This customer who doesn't seem to know how stores work: Customer is upset that a mattress store won’t… help them move…? from ChoosingBeggars 5. This hopeful, hungry Facebook friend: You deliver. from ChoosingBeggars 6. Sheeeesh, this person who won't offer payment: This person looking for a private, highly specialized chef for 3 days of catering and offering only "accommodations and classes" in return. from ChoosingBeggars 7. Whoever is trying to initiate this delusional transaction: Sounds legit to me from ChoosingBeggars 8. The mastermind behind this manipulative plan: “hey guys, i just need 20k donated to me so i can buy a house” from ChoosingBeggars 9. This disappointed fan of yard sales: Choosing beggar is mad about the lack of yard sales from ChoosingBeggars 10. Whoever wrote this job listing that just gets worse and worse: Hahahaha No from ChoosingBeggars 11. This lady who wants YOU to pay to do manual labor: Lady wants paid $200 to remove and haul off ramp from ChoosingBeggars 12. This person who just has soooo many favors to ask: Can you get a gift for me and my mom for Mother’s Day? Also can you give us gift cards and a car? Thanks! from ChoosingBeggars 13. Whoever thought it was appropriate to solicit gifts from their Facebook friends: It’s my birthday! Give me money! from ChoosingBeggars 14. This person looking for a farmhand who PAYS to work: $150/week to work on my farm…. No, no, you pay ME from ChoosingBeggars 15. This Marketplace mess: THE AUDACITY from ChoosingBeggars 16. LMAO — umm, the person who should just hire a freaking landscaper instead of playing these silly games: Come do my landscaping for exposure, but wait, you need to show some sort of certification. from ChoosingBeggars 17. Whoever thinks free lumber is adequate payment for tearing down a WHOLE HOUSE: "Most lumber as payment" from ChoosingBeggars 18. This person who got owned in the comments and did NOT like it: Don't let people know how much I am underpaying them! from ChoosingBeggars 19. Whoever posted this entry-level job description asking applicants to have 10-plus years of experience: Entry Level Help Needed! from ChoosingBeggars 20. This rude neighbor who expected cookies and cash: OP is NTA at all from ChoosingBeggars 21. Ughhh, this Twitter twit with terrible logic: Artists who live with their parents don't deserve to be paid for their hard work? from ChoosingBeggars 22. This fool who wants to pay in crappy exposure: “Exposure doesn’t pay the bills, my guy” from ChoosingBeggars 23. This person who expected a whole delivery service: Good ole market place from ChoosingBeggars 24. Whoever made this ridiculous request: Wants to pay $50 for completely handmade robe… from ChoosingBeggars 25. This frantic futon customer: Trying to give away a futon, just not at 11pm from ChoosingBeggars 26. This woman who got trolled in the comments and did NOT handle it well: Woman Gets Trolled After She Gets Too Choosy from ChoosingBeggars 27. This beggar who tried to (unsuccessfully) guilt the seller: Can you please deliver that free item for free? And I’ll make you feel bad when you decline. Smh from ChoosingBeggars 28. This horrible haggler: Forgot about this gem from the other year from when I was trying to sell my old phone! from ChoosingBeggars 29. Umm, whoever seriously posted this on the internet without a second thought: Anyone have just too many tax breaks?? from ChoosingBeggars 30. This brutal baby shower host: You only get pink or blue m&ms if you buy me a baby gift from ChoosingBeggars 31. The customer who went through a lot of trouble to demand a discount: She wants $30 for spending $33 with us. from ChoosingBeggars 32. Whoever thinks they're entitled to a mobile haircut for a measly $10: $10 for a mobile haircut from ChoosingBeggars 33. This guy who just realllyyy idolizes Ikea: Guy didn’t want a dresser I was giving away for free because he couldn’t be sure it was from IKEA. from ChoosingBeggars 34. This person who doesn't see how the two things they're comparing are vastly different: Everyone wants free kittens but no one wants to pay for my daughter’s college education! from ChoosingBeggars 35. This person who wants a deep clean and NOTHING less: Please, no offers of something slightly less extraordinary from ChoosingBeggars 36. This life coach who honestly needs to get their life together: Help this new life coach starting out she will pay you with "exposer" from ChoosingBeggars 37. Whoever thinks they're gonna find a live-in caretaker/handyperson who also has to pay rent: Pay me $700/month to be my caretaker and handyman. from ChoosingBeggars 38. This person who wants a birthday discount: It's their birthday, so they want it for a discount/free... from ChoosingBeggars 39. OMG, this annoying local model who is getting married: This model looking for a free wedding photographer. Dancing will be free for you too from ChoosingBeggars 40. This beggar who has clearly had enough: Wife got her first CB..came out of the gates firing. from ChoosingBeggars 41. The passive-aggressive pain in the butt who decided to pop off here: Their reply after I told them I charge for my work. Passive aggressiveness 100% from ChoosingBeggars 42. This Wi-Fi freeloader with a lot of audacity: Gimme more wi fi. from ChoosingBeggars 43. This haggler who had no hope: Keep haggling down, maybe they'll sell? from ChoosingBeggars 44. Ughhhh, this coffee crook: “Very important friends in this town” from ChoosingBeggars 45. Whoever made this unsettling ad: I truly think this speaks for itself… from ChoosingBeggars 46. This person who just needs you to buy them a tarp real quick: Oh, Facebook. from ChoosingBeggars 47. This blender beggar: Person tries to haggle me down from $10 for an (already sold) blender on FB Marketplace. from ChoosingBeggars 48. Haha, this person who's really pushing their luck: When you give an inch, they always take a mile from ChoosingBeggars 49. This "friend" who really just wants a favor: Anyone want to help me respond to this "friend" I haven't spoken to in several years? (Context in comments if you need it) from ChoosingBeggars 50. And FINALLY, this parking lot mullet guy: Mullet for Free from ChoosingBeggars If this isn't enough infuriating content for ya, check out r/ChoosingBeggars for more!