22 Funny, Festive Fails That, Let's Face It, Look Dirty As Heck

    All of you are going on the naughty list!!

    1. This Santa slide:

    A Santa slide

    2. This Christmas mirror:

    A vaginal Christmas mirror

    3. This questionable craft for kids:

    "Cold Hands Warm Heart"

    4. This wildly suggestive sign:

    WI Semen Still Seek Him

    5. This disturbing display:

    Santa bending over in front of a snowman

    6. These Santas that look like sperm:

    Santa sperm

    7. This extremely excited elf:

    What looks like an elf with a big penis

    8. This ornament for "Erick" that didn't turn out as planned:

    An ornament that says "Erick," but looks like "Fuck"

    9. This holiday horse that seems to have hemorrhoids:

    a horse with a bow on its butt

    10. This busty tree:

    Wooden gift topper with what looks like rows of breasts on it

    11. These minimalist Christmas trees that are for external use only:

    Mini Christmas trees

    12. These bloody biscuits:

    Biscuits that look like vaginas

    13. This rousing Rudolph who looks more like a Vixen to me:

    Blow-up reindeer with what looks like large breasts

    14. These floating panty lights:

    City street Xmas lights that look like bikini briefs

    15. This concerning Christmas candle salad:

    Christmas Candle Salad

    16. These overly friendly snowpeople:

    Snowmen sitting behind one another

    17. This crappy Christmas tree:

    A Christmas tree with a brown wreath that looks like a swirl of feces

    18. This "Christmas stocking" pancake:

    A pancake shaped like a penis

    19. This saucy snowperson:

    A smiling snowperson with one hand apparently cupping a breast

    20. This lewd light display:

    Christmas lights in the shape of an erect penis

    21. These butthole cheesecakes:

    Cheesecakes that look like buttholes

    22. Finally, this suggestive street setup:

    Streetlights that are supposed to be candles and pine branches but look like penises and scrota

    H/T: r/CrappyDesign, r/ShittyFoodPorn, r/funny, r/BadDesigns