These 28 "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" Songs Totally Nail The Messiness Of Relationships

    "Oh my God, I think I like you!"

    1. "The Sexy Getting Ready Song"

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    Getting ready to go out is a grueling process, especially for women. Women are expected to meet or exceed dozens of ridiculous, socially contrived beauty standards. We go through some messy shit just for you fools to complain that we take too long in the bathroom.

    2. "Sex with a Stranger"

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    So, it happens. And rarely is it some glamorous rendezvous. Sometimes it's hard to have fun when you're preoccupied by not wanting to get murdered by the stranger you just invited into your home.

    3. "I'm Just a Girl In Love"

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    Love is sexy, but you know what else is sexy? Boundaries.

    4. "Textmergency"

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    Because sometimes you text the wrong person the wrong thing. Like when you mean to text your BFF that you found your crush's high school ex on Twitter, but you stupidly send him the screenshots instead. Or when you accidentally sext your grandma. Yikes.

    5. "Group Hang"

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    A classic yet truly tragic misunderstanding. So, is this like a date? Are we just hanging out as friends? Do your friends think I'm cool? Someone please help me!

    6. "I Gave You a UTI"

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    Turns out there are all sorts of cons to sex, not just the big, obvious ones! Well, shit!

    7. "Oh My God I Think I Like You"

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    You know when you try so hard not to catch feelings but then it's like BAM, we should take a trip together?!

    8. "Love Kernels"

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    Was that a signal? Was that a signal? Is he trying to tell me something? Maybe he's trying to say, "I love you!" every time he likes my Instagram pictures? I'll take it!

    9. "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now"

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    Let's do and say we didn't! How could anything possibly go wrong?

    10. "The Math of Love Triangles"

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    This is fifty shades of confusing. Who likes who? How do triangles work? Why am I still alone?

    11. "The Math of Love Quadrangles"

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    This is still happening? Oh, and there's someone else in the mix now? Awesome. This isn't complicated at all.

    12. "Settle for Me"

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    Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Don't miss out on something that's right in front of you!

    13. "Research Me Obsessively"

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    Whether it's your ex's ex or your ex's next, sometimes you just have to know where they went to high school and what their childhood home looks like. It's fine. Don't think about it too hard.

    14. "You Stupid Bitch"

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    Oh, the self-sabotage! There is nothing worse than getting in the way of your own happiness. Get it together, you poopy little slut.

    15. "It Was a Shit Show"

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    Who would've thought that a song with the word "shit" in the title would be such a tearjerker? This song just says what flowery poems and love songs are too afraid to say.

    16. "We'll Never Have Problems Again"

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    Denial? Who is that? I don't know her.

    17. "Let's Have Intercourse"

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    If only everyone making this suggestion had to do so in the form of a song.

    18. "Let's Generalize About Men"

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    Don't lie. You do this. It's cathartic.

    19. "Strip Away My Conscience"

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    Because sometimes being wrong just feels so right. Right? This is a good decision, yes?

    20. "After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn't Ask For)"

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    Hello, yes, I am the founder and CEO of this relationship. What have you been doing this whole time?

    21. "First Penis I Saw"

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    Well, they say you never forget your first. Oh, think of what could have been!

    22. "Without Love You Can Save The World"

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    Do you ever kinda wonder how else you could be spending your time? Maybe don't. It's a trap.

    23. "Horny Angry Tango"

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    Should we yell? Should we bang? Should we express our frustrations through dance?

    24. "Fuckton Of Cats"

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    If dating doesn't pan out, there are options! A fuckton of options!

    25. "Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault"

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    It's not our fault we exist. That's on the universe. What is accountability?

    26. "Hello, Nice To Meet You"

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    The tried-and-true way to rekindle an old flame: pretend you do not know each other.

    27. "I Hate Everything But You"

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    It's kinda romantic, I guess? Are we normal? Is this healthy? Can we hate everything together?

    28. "Period Sex"

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    And, of course, this iconic piece of art. It really adds a whole new meaning to the "messiness" of relationships, don't you think?