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    37 Classic Christmas Fails That Are Too Funny For Their Own Good

    You're going on the naughty list for laughing at these.

    1. This excited elf:

    What looks like an elf with a big penis

    2. This suggestive sign:

    WI Semen Still Seek Him

    3. This questionable craft for kids:

    "Cold Hands Warm Heart"

    4. This busty tree:

    Wooden gift topper with what looks like rows of breasts on it

    5. This sign that will remind you to give thanks...I guess:


    6. This holiday horse that seems to have hemorrhoids:

    a horse with a bow on its butt

    7. This baby Jesus ornament that looks like a big toe:

    a baby Jesus ornament

    8. These underwear lights:

    City street Xmas lights that look like bikini briefs

    9. This sadddd Christmas candle salad:

    Christmas Candle Salad

    10. This misleading sign:

    A three-way sign: "Santa" "Please Stop" "Here!"

    11. This crappy Christmas tree:

    A Christmas tree with a brown wreath that looks like a swirl of feces

    12. This questionable light display:

    Christmas lights in the shape of an erect penis

    13. This evil, evil snowman:

    a scary snowman

    14. These Santas that look like sperm:

    Santa sperm

    15. These minimalist Christmas trees that are for external use only:

    Mini Christmas trees

    16. This rousing Rudolph who looks more like a Vixen to me:

    Blow-up reindeer with what looks like large breasts

    17. This "Christmas stocking" pancake:

    A pancake shaped like a penis

    18. This dumb doormat:

    A doormat with the letters "I / AM / DRE / AIMING / OF A WHITE / CHRISTMAS" in the shape of a tree

    19. These veryyyy friendly snowpeople:

    Snowmen sitting behind one another

    20. This confusing sign:

    "Happy holidays" spelled out in neon lights in a very confusing way

    21. This saucy snowperson:

    A smiling snowperson with one hand apparently cupping a breast

    22. These captivating Christmas cookies:

    Messy cookies

    23. This melted baby Jesus:

    "Little berby jersus" caption with a misshapen doll Jesus with arms raised

    24. This holly jolly typo:


    25. This special spelling:

    Large letters in front of a large tree in a mall: "AS / STM / CHRI"

    26. This chaotic card:

    An illegible card

    27. This Santa duck that's supposed to have rosy cheeks, not Satan eyes:

    A large rubber duck with small pin eyes

    28. This meaty manger scene:

    A manger made out of meat

    29. This evil Olaf ornament:

    A scary-looking Olaf doll in a box

    30. This cheeeeeerful blanket:


    31. This suggestive setup:

    Streetlights that are supposed to be candles and pine branches but look like penises and scrota

    32. This Santa laugh that's just slightlyyy off:

    "Oh Oh Oh"

    33. This typo:

    "Let is sonw" instead of "Let it snow" on a gift bag

    34. This "wish" sign that definitely looks like "wash":

    A "wish" sign hanging on a wall, with a Xmas tree where "I" should be

    35. This dumb decoration:


    36. This creative Christmas shirt:

    A Christmas shirt with the letters arranged terribly

    37. Finally, this festive "Groch" treat:


    H/T: r/CrappyDesign, r/ShittyFoodPorn, r/funny, r/BadDesigns