1.
This brilliant geographer:
2.
This "successful American man":
3.
This cruel bully who should have her dating app privileges revoked:
4.
This dating app veteran who is DONE:
6.
This creep who should keep things to himself:
7.
This "nice guy" stranger who is totally not a creep:
8.
This guy who had to give his unsolicited opinion:
9.
This self-pitying, self-proclaimed "weirdo":
10.
This guy who actually thinks his opener is going to lead to a conversation:
11.
This complete and utter troll:
12.
This guy who is totally trustworthy and not at all a weirdo:
13.
This person who is definitely trying to lure people to their house:
14.
This rampant misogynist:
15.
This unfortunately honest guy:
16.
This man who is trying to meet women by immediately insulting them:
17.
This guy with no manners or restraint:
19.
Finally, this straight shooter: