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14 Times Modern Art Was Just You Hungover

Your medium is whiskey and regret.

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1. When you went to work still drunk and tried to look normal:

As explained by Picasso's Portrait De Femme Au Col D`Hermine.
Pablo Picasso / Via wikiart.org

As explained by Picasso's Portrait De Femme Au Col D`Hermine.

2. When your friend was like, "r u ok," and you were like, "shhhhhhhhhh no talking:"

Inspired by Kirchner's Two Nudes with Bathtub and Oven.
Ernst Ludwig Kirchner / Via fineart.elib.com

Inspired by Kirchner's Two Nudes with Bathtub and Oven.

3. When you just laid on the bathroom floor for a bit because the tiles felt so nice and cool and also this is where you woke up:

As told by Magritte's Collective Invention.
Rene Magritte / Via wikiart.org

As told by Magritte's Collective Invention.

4. When you deposited this into the garbage can next to your bed and also into the toilet and also into the bed:

As explained by Pollock's Lavender Mist.
Jackson Pollock / Via jackson-pollock.org

As explained by Pollock's Lavender Mist.

5. When you looked like this before you went out last night...

Warhol's Marilyn.
Andy Warhol / Via holditnow.wordpress.com

Warhol's Marilyn.

...But then looked like a haunted meth mugshot this morning:

Warhol's Self-Portrait.
Andy Warhol Foundation For The Visual Arts / Via brooklynmuseum.org

Warhol's Self-Portrait.

6. When you forgot to hydrate before bed and now you're a dried out husk of regret that's beyond Gatorade's power to fix:

Inspired by Alberto Giacometti's Standing Woman.
The Estate of Alberto Giacometti / Via scva.ac.uk

Inspired by Alberto Giacometti's Standing Woman.

7. When you attempted to dress yourself and this was the actual best you could do:

#HOOTD as explained by Claes Oldenburg's Bride Mannikin.
Claes Oldenburg / Via cartwheelart.com

#HOOTD as explained by Claes Oldenburg's Bride Mannikin.

8. When you tried to get out of bed but movement = nightmare head pain so you just stayed in the "about to get up now" position for your lifetime:

As told by Dali's Geopoliticus Child Watching the Birth of the New Man.
Salvador Dali / Via museoreinasofia.es

As told by Dali's Geopoliticus Child Watching the Birth of the New Man.

9. When you looked at your bank account this morning and RIP everything:

Edvard Munch
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/explainer/2012/05/the_scream_for_120_million_was_munch_a_one_hit_wonder_.html
http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/explainer/2012/05/the_scream_for_120_million_was_munch_a_one_hit_wonder_.html

You just hope your landlord will keep their voice down when they evict you.

Inspired by Munch's The Scream.

10. When BAE tried to *cuddle* away your hangover and you wanted to cry:

NOT NOW BAE. (Inspired by Chagall's Pair of Lovers and Flowers).
Marc Chagall / Via luxeassociatestravel.com

NOT NOW BAE.

(Inspired by Chagall's Pair of Lovers and Flowers).

11. When you had to focus 100% of your human will on not throwing up on the way to brunch:

Just hold on until brunch mimosas. Mimos will fix it. Just. Hold. on. (As told by Lichtenstein's In The Car).
Roy Lichtenstein / Via wikiart.org

Just hold on until brunch mimosas. Mimos will fix it. Just. Hold. on. (As told by Lichtenstein's In The Car).

12. When you needed greasy recovery food but the kitchen felt 454987 miles away:

As explained by Wyeth's Christina's World.
Andrew Wyeth / Via artbahrain.org

As explained by Wyeth's Christina's World.

13. When hungover you acted all innocent like, "I didn't even drink that much!" but then remembered... YEAH YOU DID:

As told by Hesse's Repetition Nineteen III.
Eva Hesse / Via stretcher.org

As told by Hesse's Repetition Nineteen III.

14. And when you felt 100% like human garbage and SWORE you'd never drink again ...

Even though you knew you totally would. Inspired by Bacon's Triptych.
Francis Bacon / Via widewalls.ch

Even though you knew you totally would.

Inspired by Bacon's Triptych.

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