1. When you went to work still drunk and tried to look normal:
2. When your friend was like, "r u ok," and you were like, "shhhhhhhhhh no talking:"
3. When you just laid on the bathroom floor for a bit because the tiles felt so nice and cool and also this is where you woke up:
4. When you deposited this into the garbage can next to your bed and also into the toilet and also into the bed:
5. When you looked like this before you went out last night...
...But then looked like a haunted meth mugshot this morning:
6. When you forgot to hydrate before bed and now you're a dried out husk of regret that's beyond Gatorade's power to fix:
7. When you attempted to dress yourself and this was the actual best you could do:
8. When you tried to get out of bed but movement = nightmare head pain so you just stayed in the "about to get up now" position for your lifetime:
9. When you looked at your bank account this morning and RIP everything:
You just hope your landlord will keep their voice down when they evict you.
Inspired by Munch's The Scream.
10. When BAE tried to *cuddle* away your hangover and you wanted to cry:
11. When you had to focus 100% of your human will on not throwing up on the way to brunch:
12. When you needed greasy recovery food but the kitchen felt 454987 miles away:
13. When hungover you acted all innocent like, "I didn't even drink that much!" but then remembered... YEAH YOU DID:
14. And when you felt 100% like human garbage and SWORE you'd never drink again ...
