1. "Swindon schoolboy discovers huge Hula Hoop."
https://t.co/q5DmZeFm4h
2. "Plymouth mum 'shamed' for calling Santa 'Father Christmas'."
People say it's not gender neutral https://t.co/gEGpZh25sy
3. "Sex-mad Dave the Duck has penis removed after mating 30-plus times a day."
Oh Dave 😳🦆https://t.co/9Uij0uqbBa
4. "Mad dash for mulled wine as Darwen Christmas event runs dry."
Mad dash for mulled wine as Darwen Christmas event runs dry https://t.co/X7z9tkdKp8 /via @lancstelegraph
5. "Howls of laughter greet Kilkeel Christmas tree 'disaster'."
Howls of laughter greet Kilkeel Christmas tree 'disaster' https://t.co/HBZnU9zFY9
A very important update to this story followed later.
6. "'It's ruined my son's day, if not his life': Parents fume after some Cadbury’s advent calendars found to be empty."
HIS WHOLE LIFE https://t.co/C9fNmxu7ds
7. "Naked man 'puts testicles on car bonnet' stopping Merseyside Derby traffic."
Someone's had quite an afternoon: Naked man puts 'testicles on car bonnet' stopping Merseyside Derby traffic https://t.co/Wa3jzcKNQo @livechonews
8. "Vandal 'threw ferrets at cars' in Harrogate."
Vandal 'threw ferrets at cars' in Harrogate https://t.co/07WwBFWPuE
9. "Marsden's amazing 2019 Christmas lights include wheelie bin, walrus, and festive toilet."
Highlights include a toilet, a wheelie bin... and a festive walrus! @MarsdenHub https://t.co/9JRsR7DufN
10. "Shoppers slam Accrington Arndale Centre Christmas decorations."
11. "Woman 'starved of sex' ends three-year drought by dyeing hair blue and confessing to three affairs."
Stay classy @GrimsbyLive 👌🙄🤣 https://t.co/mXxnvtITP3
12. "Monifieth residents angry at ‘awful’ Christmas tree, with claims it is ‘Dundee cast-off’."
ICYMI: Monifieth residents angry at 'awful' Christmas tree, with claims it is 'Dundee cast-off' https://t.co/UKXwqRUxvk
13. "Locals fume after council spends £20,000 on 'Christmas rodent'."
A council has sparked confusion by creating a 16ft ski-ing marmot, nicknamed "Marmite", as the centre of its Christmas lights display. https://t.co/vbx0ljli50
14. "'Black market' of wheelie bins as thousands reported stolen in Norfolk."
‘Black market’ of wheelie bins as thousands reported stolen in Norfolk https://t.co/HMVOWKbL6P
15. "Redditch residents angry with 'ridiculous' Christmas tree."
Redditch residents angry with "ridiculous" Christmas tree https://t.co/JAr0NhC3WX
16. "Anger as Wetherspoon pub unable to offer Christmas dinner after running out of turkey."
Possibly the most disappointing time I've had at Spoons. Still can't knock its cheap coffees. https://t.co/TQI5utyklf
17. "'I could've been killed' says driver after Range Rover pelted with a large vegetable."
'I could've been killed' says driver after Range Rover pelted with a large vegetable https://t.co/fCQcwj2ECM
18. "Half-naked man filmed with pants and trousers at his ankles on roof of Aberdeen bus shelter."
This is the moment a man was caught exposing himself on top of a bus shelter in Aberdeen while on a night out. https://t.co/WsDKnCMioB
19. "'Alien' man caught on Google Street View in Birmingham — leaving German Christmas Market visitor horrified."
