After nine long years, the meddling tones of GG have returned to our screens, and I for one couldn't be happier.
Watching all the brand new Upper East Side drama got me reminiscing about some of the original Gossip Girl storylines that were so wild, they feel like fever dreams...
Like when Bart Bass returned after faking his death.
Or when Lily and Rufus discovered their long lost son, only to never see or speak of him again.
Speaking of sons, remember when the notoriously dishonest Georgina successfully convinced Dan he was a father for quite a few episodes.
When Chuck effectively sold Blair to his uncle to save his hotel.
Or when Blair briefly became a literal princess.
When everyone thought Chuck was dead, but he'd really been shot in Prague...
...And then spent a while living as a pauper in Paris.
When Serena revealed that she killed someone.
And remember the time Serena dated her old teacher, Ben after he was sent to prison because of her?
And the few episodes where Dan and Blair dated each other.
When Ivy tricked the van der Woodsen family into believing she was Charlie, and no one really questioned it.
When Nate became the editor-in-chief of the Spectator.
When Dan threw all his friends and family under the bus with the release of Inside.
The moment that Dan, Olivia, and Vanessa had a threesome.
When Chuck tracked down his supposedly dead mom, and then it got really messy.
When Lily thought William was treating her for cancer, but he was really making her sick so that she would fall in love with him again.
When Dan was revealed as the mastermind behind Gossip Girl.
And finally, the fact that Serena and Dan ended up married.
What original Gossip Girl moment will you never forget? Tell us in the comments!