Buzz·Posted on 28 Aug 201922 Of The Funniest British Tweets Of August"In The Celebrity Chase the chasers' goal is literally to stop dying kids getting charity money."by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. David M Barnett @davidmbarnett What’s the worst typo in an email you spotted immediately after hitting send? I think mine has to be: “I appreciate that you’re very busty.” 11:36 AM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. thornhead (head of thorns) @stephenaharper star war seating in movie a church 🤝 pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew 09:27 PM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. saz @sarahlostctrl 06:01 PM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. matthew robinson @mattdoescowboy In celebrity the chase the chasers goal is literally to stop dying kids getting charity money 06:51 PM - 03 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. spen @_spencerfox as soon as tipping point finishes 01:37 PM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. lewis @lewisjpeg Do you lot remember come outside when that woman used to fly to Tesco n stuff in her plane? and now we have a climate crisis thanks pippin 11:21 PM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Asim Chaudhry @AsimC86 Can't sleep so I made this. 11:31 PM - 16 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Guy Matthews @trotsrabbledogs My worst nightmare is Spotify randomly throwing out an Ed Sheeran song whilst I'm driving and then I crash and die but it keeps playing so the first responders think I was an Ed Sheeran fan and they tell my mum and I end up being cremated to fucking Shape of You. 12:40 AM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Declan Cashin @Tweet_Dec Good to have a vegetarian option 11:05 AM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Brogan @broganpaget when u ask ur boyfriend to buy u tampons 10:25 AM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. edogirl🇳🇬 @silviaokuo Does my mum not get tired of waking up in the morning and shouting ? 10:17 AM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Alan White @aljwhite Blue tick Twitter getting ready to tell the internet about their career achievements on A Level result day 11:58 AM - 14 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Otegha K. Uwagba @OteghaUwagba Every now and then, I remember this utterly chaotic headline (from 2014!) and completely lose my shit 11:57 AM - 12 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ruby🦎 @medievaliszt Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Asda: - boring - overpriced - no Special Buys aisle Aldi: - fun for the whole family - copyright law? Never heard of her - you want a lilo, a battering ram and a haunted pinecone? We got u covered 01:57 PM - 18 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Andy Kesson @andykesson In the best yet things-my-nephews-have-done, the 7 year old ordered a burger today, and was asked if he wanted it medium. "Could you please make it very large?" he asked. Told that the choice was between medium or well done, he asked if the chef could do the best he could. Yes. 03:13 PM - 16 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Tom Hale🐐 @tommyhale91 The hottest of takes 06:26 AM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Olivia Mace @livmace My period tracker apps the same colour as the trainline one. Just showed a bemused inspector that I’m ovulating. 01:02 PM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ben Machell @ben_machell When your mum finds love with a waiter in Zante 08:33 AM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Amanda @Pandamoanimum Want to feel old? This is what Macaulay Culkin looks like now. 10:42 AM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. big poppa ☾ @kelsfergo_ when he sends u dirty texts 😈 07:26 PM - 23 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. hussein kesvani @HKesvani Whenever people ask me what British culture means to me I just send them this 05:48 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. ryan @_rybear How many Greggs does South Shields need? https://t.co/cfHi5uFbGx 10:05 AM - 25 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite