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are you ok with this @NandosUK
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God, imagine what the John Lewis ad will be like this year
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Knowin there is a banana in my desk drawer in work, which has been there since a week before lockdown is makin me feel anxious.
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Sorry
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Just realised Keir Starmer looks like what would happen if you used one of them face swap apps on that Gogglebox couple.
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Tricky start to the season for Pollen FC
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screaming at this email from my nan x
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The UK’s coronavirus strategy in the British press vs the UK’s coronavirus strategy in the rest of the world’s press.
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The only way you'll see your granny again is if you get a job with her on a building site
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Me jumping over the River Thames to get to central for work:
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Not enough people have seen this😭🤣
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Me staying alert to avoid Miss Rona
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I think I need to clarify to @Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation
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Fully expect the Government to come out with this next.
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Me in the kitchen tomorrow morning https://t.co/wZ13gPSzFG
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Telling your suitcase there is no holiday this year can be tough...emotional baggage is the worst
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Still thinking about when I began an email to my tutor with "I hope you had a good weekend" and he just replied "Hi Alice, I didn't"
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me after staying alert for 20 minutes non stop at Tesco
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i’m having a lovely walk
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Cyclist go weeeeeeeeeee
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Government: cleaners are allowed but not your parents Me: