Buzz·Posted on 25 Jan 202015 British Tweets That Made Me Laugh This Week"Leaving the Royal Family seems slightly easier than cancelling a BT Sport contract."by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mark Watson @watsoncomedian Reading Mog to my kid and just to say I’ve always loved this. The burglar gets busted but he still gets a cup of tea. No need to be uncivil about things. 07:46 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Helen Kingston @kingstonwrites Still haunted by my GCSE German speaking exam when the examiner asked what I liked doing and I said reading and she asked what books I liked and I panicked and said the name of the only book I knew the title of in German. Yeah, that one. 11:38 AM - 19 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Hannah Jane Parkinson @ladyhaja why is the best story of 2020 being ignored, is what i want to know 05:13 PM - 21 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Andy Clarke @MrAndyClarke Just got home to find my wife watching Teddy Sheringham dressed as a tree singing Evergreen by Will Young in front of a judging panel including Mr Chow from the Hangover. This is 2020. We are so f***ed 🤣🤣🤣 08:27 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. JOE @JXEKER I’m so jealous of people outside of Britain that have no idea what Sainsbury’s is because it’s fully ruined it for me 05:40 PM - 17 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Niall Gray @NiallGray Why was every school disco DJ like this 04:45 PM - 20 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Camilla Blackett @camillard A short story about how Rob Kardashian is like the painting in Dorian Gray and every time one of his sisters gets lip-fillers he withers in the attic that they hide him in. 03:04 AM - 24 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman Wow I love Enya 06:48 PM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell Leaving the Royal Family seems slightly easier than cancelling a BT Sport contract. 07:45 PM - 18 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer At my funeral I want the priest to read out a long bit about how much I loved darts. I don’t love darts but my family and friends will be like “wow we never really knew him”. 10:24 AM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. court @courtneyputtock be honest lads why r u all actually like this 12:21 AM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Gena-mour Barrett @SmileGena the idea in my head vs. when I write it down 05:42 PM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. Ross Sayers @Sayers33 chumbawamba: we'll be singing, when we're winning british public: omg that is so us 😂 09:39 PM - 15 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Moonpig @MoonpigUK hiya. just a little reminder: this is against our t&cs https://t.co/1bzuGagqvK 03:46 PM - 22 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16.