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The uk when the eat out to help out ends
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What was once a funny meme is just now four moods leaving the house during covid.
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Mentally I’m here
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Something I've always wondered is, how did Batman become Batman? Did he have a mum and dad? What happened there?
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Gavin Williamson live on BBC Breakfast right now. Or, as he calls it, DDE Breakfast.
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firstly, his name is Dominic Cummings, so jot that down
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when the Zoom call ends and I am left with my thoughts
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My phone listening to me chatting shit all day and then trying to figure out what targeted adverts to show me on Instagram
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Tory Lanez. Tory government. Just all bad vibes.
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i think about this video a lot
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I sing Cardi B - WAP so loud and confident for a girl that has sex in the missonary position with the lights aff n my top on
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what if he’s called The Riddler because he’s riddled with head lice and that’s it, that’s he’s whole thing
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i’m still deeping it how can you base my GCSE results on postcode is this gang wars??
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Buying a house is like "we have no way of knowing you'll pay back this mortgage of £500 a month" "I've been paying my landlord £1000 a month" "Why can't you save up £25000 to reassure us you can afford £500" "Because I've been paying my landlord £1000 a month"
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People are wondering why the UK was so hot for nearly 4 days, when the answer was pretty obvious : it needed to be that temperature for the big lasagna in Wembley Stadium to cook
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10 year old me in front of the tv everyday before school
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Remember when Jacqueline Wilson invented Twitter
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Fitting rooms are shut so came home to try on a top I thought was cute but actually makes me look like Edward Scissorhands
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an underrated Come Dine With Me contestant. Extremely chaotic energy, very 2020.
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How to really wish your girl a happy birthday 😂😂😂
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Oh good, it’s the time of year where I have to explain to the TV Licensing Authority why King George III hasn’t paid his TV licence since 1820
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throwback to when airline gave us the plot twist of the century:
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tell the bride. tell her. someone, anyone, please fucking tell her before shaun goes through with his star wars themed wedding please for the love of fucking christ
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https://t.co/TJVrL6Fc6h
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2020 Best Year Ever.
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What people expect of the Scots: surly, cheap, drunken, kind of erratic and belligerent. What Scots are actually like: just incredibly, vocally proud of how good our tap water is.
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landlords b like “U left a sock under the sofa. i’m keeping the £600 deposit”
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The second series of Normal People has taken a real turn.