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HMRC are obsessed with me I got a standard grade 5 in maths not my fault I can’t calculate my tax return correctly how about you focus on Gary Barlow
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When you’re from Finland and someone keeps asking you where you’re from
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when I was a child I genuinely feared picking up the landline when it rang in case it was Chris Tarrant ringing for phone a friend, despite the fact I was a) a child and b) didn’t know anyone going on who wants to be a millionaire
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Unknown P 🤝 The Geezer - Body (Remix) Coming to a pub near you 😉🍻 @MoTheComedian #pubs
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Wish your girlfriend was hot like me
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Some absolutely bangers here! 😂
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thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in fuck marry kill
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Why did we all cry on the last day of primary school like we was off to fight in the war
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Who the fuck walks on beach with socks on https://t.co/QRafgua9uR
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The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat.
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Obsessed with her dressed like a Debenhams floor manager in 2002 x https://t.co/yZBy8EYqNQ
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I thought she was dead???? https://t.co/5hntUxPBrh
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Funny story. I ordered some daffs from asda this week which didn't turn up so I complained and got a refund. Turns out Dave thought they were spring onions and they've been in the fridge for the last 3 days
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Bombshell in tonight's #LineOfDuty
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Just waiting for my PLT discount code , PH1L1P
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leaked zoom meeting for @comicrelief
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know 👏 your 👏 worth
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Did... did Colin owe them money?? https://t.co/OqWkW75vtl
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Kids have their own cards and they get pocket money weekly to spend on whatever they want. Youngest, 13 next week, spent over £30 on one thing the other day, saying that I’ll find out what it is when it gets here. It came today...
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A solid start to the new reality of outdoor dining in Cranleigh this morning.
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Would watch a six part Netflix documentary series on the Colin the Caterpillar M&S and Aldi lawsuit.
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😎
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The transition into the Prince Philip News on BBC R1 Dance was something else 👇🏼
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low budget line of duty
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A dedicated father protecting his daughter’s ears during the blitz in 1941
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very bold choice of music from the BBC here
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smug easter
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Met a Glasgow Subway historian x
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One year on and I still ❤️ Brenda.