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    29 Tweets That Prove That Brits Are Hilarious, Whatever The Situation

    "thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in f*ck marry kill"

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    HMRC are obsessed with me I got a standard grade 5 in maths not my fault I can’t calculate my tax return correctly how about you focus on Gary Barlow

    Twitter: @paulbIack

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    When you’re from Finland and someone keeps asking you where you’re from

    Twitter: @Faiz3_

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    when I was a child I genuinely feared picking up the landline when it rang in case it was Chris Tarrant ringing for phone a friend, despite the fact I was a) a child and b) didn’t know anyone going on who wants to be a millionaire

    Twitter: @rhiannonm_s

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    Unknown P 🤝 The Geezer - Body (Remix) Coming to a pub near you 😉🍻 @MoTheComedian #pubs

    Twitter: @munyachawawa

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    Wish your girlfriend was hot like me

    Twitter: @ACTaylor96

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    Twitter: @Mr_Trower

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    thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in fuck marry kill

    Twitter: @sadiedumont

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    Why did we all cry on the last day of primary school like we was off to fight in the war

    Twitter: @_RebekahJade

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    Who the fuck walks on beach with socks on https://t.co/QRafgua9uR

    Twitter: @lb1919_

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    The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat.

    Twitter: @generoom

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    Obsessed with her dressed like a Debenhams floor manager in 2002 x https://t.co/yZBy8EYqNQ

    Twitter: @hollyshortall

    12.

    I thought she was dead???? https://t.co/5hntUxPBrh

    Twitter: @hansmollman

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    Funny story. I ordered some daffs from asda this week which didn't turn up so I complained and got a refund. Turns out Dave thought they were spring onions and they've been in the fridge for the last 3 days

    Twitter: @honestlyhelen

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    Twitter: @andrewsillett

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    Twitter: @naomi_amba

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    leaked zoom meeting for @comicrelief

    Twitter: @chiwithaC

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    Twitter: @goulcher

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    Did... did Colin owe them money?? https://t.co/OqWkW75vtl

    Twitter: @bronactitley

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    Kids have their own cards and they get pocket money weekly to spend on whatever they want. Youngest, 13 next week, spent over £30 on one thing the other day, saying that I’ll find out what it is when it gets here. It came today...

    Twitter: @LissyLawHuds

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    A solid start to the new reality of outdoor dining in Cranleigh this morning.

    Twitter: @martinbamford

    21.

    Would watch a six part Netflix documentary series on the Colin the Caterpillar M&S and Aldi lawsuit.

    Twitter: @scottygb

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    Twitter: @PaulChuckle2

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    The transition into the Prince Philip News on BBC R1 Dance was something else 👇🏼

    Twitter: @MarkHolt4

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    Twitter: @chiwithaC

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    A dedicated father protecting his daughter’s ears during the blitz in 1941

    Twitter: @EvanChapman_

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    very bold choice of music from the BBC here

    Twitter: @buckfastbadlad

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    Twitter: @harrytrevaldwyn

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    Twitter: @PaulDock93

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    One year on and I still ❤️ Brenda.

    Twitter: @Pandamoanimum

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