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Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍
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I just walked bollock-naked into my wife’s work video call
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everyone making lockdown banana bread
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Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown
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My 7-year-old daughter says she prefers the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to the Gene Wilder one. I have failed as a parent. No amount of homeschool can fix this.
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I don’t know who made this but they deserve an award
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Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.
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What precautions are you all taking during the global pandemic? My mum is bathing her Tesco delivery
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DHL guys just delivered some stuff and said he needed a picture as they aren’t taking signatures. So there’s me posing and he said not of you doll the package 😂
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Me telling my gran over the phone that Boris has corona virus
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Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. Victory.
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me the second pints are legalised again
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the only thing I care about is the mountain goats that have seized llandudno in wales while humans are on lockdown they said we our RECLAIMING our city we are OWNING our narrative
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As the city empties, our indigenous wildlife is coming down from the mountains around London. Nature will find a way.
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Boris Johnson grounds his teenage daughter
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do you think the pub is thinking about us
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omg this TikTok video
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Me on my state approved socially distanced walk, remembering Greggs sausage roll
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My son lost a tooth last night. I just saved myself £2
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Me too, tin of tuna. Me too.
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Do you know how funny this is looooooooool
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it was it was the best the worst of times of times
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