Comedy·Posted on 4 Apr 202023 British Tweets From This Week That Had Us Laughing From Quarantine"Do you think the pub is thinking about us?"by by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed Staff, by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Rachel @OpenMindMH Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍 11:03 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. JamesHeartfield @JamesHeartfield I just walked bollock-naked into my wife’s work video call 10:24 AM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Abby Tomlinson @twcuddleston everyone making lockdown banana bread 11:39 AM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Alex Wood @MrAlexWood Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown 09:42 AM - 28 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Gary Younge @garyyounge My 7-year-old daughter says she prefers the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to the Gene Wilder one. I have failed as a parent. No amount of homeschool can fix this. 07:18 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jon Brown @beardandbible I don’t know who made this but they deserve an award 11:38 AM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. James Blunt @JamesBlunt Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated. 05:17 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Evie Lancaster @EvieLancaster What precautions are you all taking during the global pandemic? My mum is bathing her Tesco delivery 07:59 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 𝐀𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐓 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @WeeNippySweety DHL guys just delivered some stuff and said he needed a picture as they aren’t taking signatures. So there’s me posing and he said not of you doll the package 😂 12:54 PM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Emma @Emzlina Me telling my gran over the phone that Boris has corona virus 11:50 AM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Tim @timoggy85 Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. Victory. 08:20 PM - 27 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. drb @bitnch me the second pints are legalised again 07:06 PM - 30 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. hattie @hattiesoykan the only thing I care about is the mountain goats that have seized llandudno in wales while humans are on lockdown they said we our RECLAIMING our city we are OWNING our narrative 03:21 AM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kevin Cecil @kevcecil As the city empties, our indigenous wildlife is coming down from the mountains around London. Nature will find a way. 01:21 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Harry Trevaldwyn @harrytrevaldwyn Boris Johnson grounds his teenage daughter 01:16 PM - 29 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK do you think the pub is thinking about us 10:27 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Scott Bryan @scottygb omg this TikTok video 09:37 AM - 29 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. shon faye. @shonfaye Me on my state approved socially distanced walk, remembering Greggs sausage roll 10:09 AM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. joe heenan @joeheenan My son lost a tooth last night. I just saved myself £2 07:52 AM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jason @NickMotown Me too, tin of tuna. Me too. 08:13 AM - 01 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Sassalinaa @sassalinaa Do you know how funny this is looooooooool 04:56 PM - 02 Apr 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. indie @INDIEWASHERE it was it was the best the worst of times of times 05:18 PM - 31 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 23.