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    Updated on Apr 6, 2020. Posted on Apr 4, 2020

    23 British Tweets From This Week That Had Us Laughing From Quarantine

    "Do you think the pub is thinking about us?"

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    Had to order Penis Pasta from Ann Summers due to stock piling covidiots. Here's my spaghetti bollocknaise 👍

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    I just walked bollock-naked into my wife’s work video call

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    Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown

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    My 7-year-old daughter says she prefers the Johnny Depp Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to the Gene Wilder one. I have failed as a parent. No amount of homeschool can fix this.

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    I don’t know who made this but they deserve an award

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    Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.

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    What precautions are you all taking during the global pandemic? My mum is bathing her Tesco delivery

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    DHL guys just delivered some stuff and said he needed a picture as they aren’t taking signatures. So there’s me posing and he said not of you doll the package 😂

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    Me telling my gran over the phone that Boris has corona virus

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    Laughed at me they did. You can't freeze @KFC_UKI they said. Look at me now! The only man in Britain currently eating KFC. Victory.

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    me the second pints are legalised again

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    the only thing I care about is the mountain goats that have seized llandudno in wales while humans are on lockdown they said we our RECLAIMING our city we are OWNING our narrative

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    As the city empties, our indigenous wildlife is coming down from the mountains around London. Nature will find a way.

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    Boris Johnson grounds his teenage daughter

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    do you think the pub is thinking about us

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    Me on my state approved socially distanced walk, remembering Greggs sausage roll

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    My son lost a tooth last night. I just saved myself £2

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    Do you know how funny this is looooooooool

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    it was it was the best the worst of times of times

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