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Have wondered which one of these mysterious caf slut dwellers you are?

Which Slutty Nun Are You?

Which caf food could you eat for the rest of your life?

Po'up Drank. Head Shot Drank. Sit down drank. Stand up drank. Pass out drank.

When turning up whats your drank?

Whose your dream boy?

Whats your favourite accessory?

What is your dream vacation?

How much dick do you get?

What is your spirit animal?

What's your favourite genre of music?

YAASSS GAGA!!!! 
You're pretentious but it doesn't matter because you're from portland and hip af. You love getting dick, no matter where it is, especially at sky, with a mysterious European or other guys who look like you. You feel the need to wear shorts in the caf no matter what negative degree it is outside. Your ideal night is sitting with your gals, chit-chattin' with hummus and crackers but leaving early to Skype your dutch love. C'est la vie!

Spencer

Live. Love. Plant.
Plants are your life. Not matter what shape or size you'll adpot any lil' guy into your life. You love to create and find new niches, like hand wrapped Tibetan quartz Crystal necklaces and making finger crocheted carpets out of recycled fabrics. The Earth is still alive because of you. Oh and don't forget your not as tame as you seem ;)

Erica

Bless up! Your the chill girl thats from Vancouver. You skype your long distance bf that's always sleepin. You hate white dreads and are a real cultural appropriation activist. Your not scared to try something new and get wet n' wild. Ganja is lyfe...yeee.

Janessa

Books, Bicycles, Brains, and Coffee. These are the things that pump in your veins, but music is the key to your heart. It is your soul, you cant live without it. Your still waiting for that perfect sullen boy, whose dark but super cute, and is the cleanest hipster you'll meet. If your earl grey tea is not top quality, re-think your results.

Sara

BIZNATCHES! 
Your majoring in cyberfarts but should be majoring in cosmetology because your glam is on point. You love listening to Kesha while wearing your cropped leggings and blunnies to the gym. Its a look ;) but thats not it, to make your night right you have to get kicked out the club and get Boustans.

Mary

Kush. Cig. Kush. Cig. "Does anyone want to come out and have a cigarette with me later?" No matter what degree it is outside your prepared to get that inhale relief. You love to doodle with your art, which is pretty amazing, but you aren't afraid to get lost in your own world and express your biggest fears for the planet. You may look cute but fein spirits by playing the dice game. Watch out for intense spirit activity.

"Sul Sul" that's sim language for hello, which is your second language, forget french! You hide out in your secret layer but aren't afraid to come out and turn the fuck up! You sneak up toasted croissants from the caf to feed the cat your hiding, shhhh its a secret. Hehehe.

Pashka

Great things come in small packages and you're a big ball of fun! You know some wild dance moves and can most likely be found climbing onto the roof of the club. Don't forget to grab shawarma before heading back to home base after a night out, or else you'll have your head in the toilet the next morning. Your one crazy gal that will never grow up.

Hannah

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