1. It started off as a dignified affair
2. Then Finn stuck out his tongue
3. So we put on our party hats
4. Finn struck a pose for the ladies
5. But I had something else on my mind: Cake!
6. Finn leaned to me and said, “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
7. Then the sugar knocked me to the floor
8. And Finn started eating his party hat
9. And I passed out
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