1. Crappy Charlie Brown Ghost
Have you ever seen “It’s the great pumpkin Charlie brown”? He never got laid with this costume and neither will you.
Most people don’t like their own poo. Why would they want to touch someone dressed as someone else’s poo?
3. The Used Pad
Don’t be this guy
You’re just telling the world what a dick you are or vagina if that’s the costume you chose.
5. Austin Powers
6. Anyone From Star Trek
Everyone knows that Star Wars is cooler. A good stormtrooper costume will get you a solid hour in the sack.
Nobody likes bugs
8. Ben Roethlisberger
Please refer to #3
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