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turns out rules are not rules
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Holly Valance is the only Serbian celebrity I believe in
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I can think our border laws are ridiculous and detainment is bad while also thinking the Novak situation is hilarious. I’ve considered the hypocrisy and I’m okay with it.
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We should do this the old fashioned way: To vote to EVICT Novak, text NOVAK to 1999 1010 To vote to SAVE Novak, text YESVAK to 1999 1010
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I'm gonna run onto the court and vaccinate Novak
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novak's no vax visa revoked by the seashore
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Australia holding Novak Djokovic hostage is even funnier than threatening to kill Johnny Depp’s dogs
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Erin Djokovic
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“What more could this man have done?” says the judge in Novak Djokovic’s case, seemingly forgetting that Djokovic could simply have gotten the vaccine.
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Genuinely awed that our deft political operator of a PM cunningly tried to use Djokovic to distract from his fuck-up with RATs and it turned into....this
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If I was Novak Djokovic, I would simply have taken two doses of the safe and effective COVID-19 vaccinations, then quietly collected my millions of dollars for playing tennis
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Woah that's a very arbitrary and inhumane border regime you've got there. Would be a shame if someone were to shine an international spotlight on it,
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Scotty just waiting on some final focus group data before deciding whether or not to deport Novak
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I’d say our Eurovision hopes are absolutely screwed at this point 😂
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Novac Djokovic is the first player ever to get knocked out of a grand slam tournament after only missing 2 shots.
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people making fun of Djokovic have no idea how tennis works 🙄 we send him back to Serbia, they send him back to us and so and so forth until one of us misses - that’s a point
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who will win: a tennis player or the insatiable desire for australian politicians to be tough on borders
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When will the Border Security episode featuring Novak Djokovic air? Asking for a million friends
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I'm pleased to report that the Djokovic story has drawn global attention to Australian internet speeds. #Novak_Djokovic
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Government told they must learn to live with Novak
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if novak djokovic becomes the legal case that challenges and questions the discretionary and personal power of australia's immigration minister, wallahi i will simply laugh
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Loving the two extremes of the Djokovic media strategy: * Novak: out on court, keeping it positive * Parents: accusations of torture, petitioning the Queen of Britain.
23. And finally:
Cool. Now do the refugees. https://t.co/QFk1uUTAhq