Christmas Is The Worst And Here Is Why

"Bah-Humbug"- me

Everyone says that Christmas is the best. Some even say that it is "The Most Wonderful Time of the Year." BUT IT'S NOT

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Some of us HATE Christmas. Yes. Hate.

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First off, let's start with the Santa story. This shit is out of control.

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IRL, if a big fat man tries to squeeze down your chimney to bring you presents, fucking run. Run for your life.

Christmas is also supposed to be the "Season of Giving" yet the kids of this generation clearly do not understand that.

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Why are you crying kid? I cant even afford my damn phone bill, let alone a new iPhone. I SHOULD BE CRYING.

And Christmas is supposed to be about family right?

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Ah, yes. The cliché Christmas stock photo

Our families aren't even close to being as perfect as those damn movies make it seem, let's be honest.

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lol no

Jesus is also supposed to be the reason for the season

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Jesus doesn't punch people for 4K flat screen TVs. Jesus was nice.

But besides the cheesy Santa stories, the shitty gifts and dysfunctional families, and THE MAIN REASON FOR CHRISTMAS no longer being of importance, there is one more reason why Christmas fucking sucks

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grumpy cat just knows

ITS BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE START CELEBRATING WAY TOO DAMN EARLY.

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Trees in Hobby Lobby in October? Music in Malls in November?! STOP THE MADNESS.

WHAT is the rush?! SERIOUSLY. WHY.

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maybe Christmas wants you to go slow and get to know her first, sheesh.

And don't even get me started on Black Friday. Who leaves a perfectly good Thanksgiving dinner to go sit in a tent in the cold at your local Best Buy..?

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Crazy MFers, that's who.

WHO LITERALLY GETS INTO FIST FIGHTS OVER TELEVISIONS THAT WILL BE CONSIDERED OLD TECHNOLOGY IN A YEAR ANYWAYS

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that lady in the middle is so regretting her decision tbh

WHY do you people do this?

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that 20 dollar crock pot is not worth it IMO

Call me crazy, but this is why Christmas sucks.

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Christmas music before December should be illegal honestly.

So, Christmas lovers. Y'all do you.

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and imma do me