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Dan from Sparklife Blogs 'Twilight'
hilarity in sues:
"Bella says the bad vamps approach the Cullens in a catlike manner, which I assume means that they refuse to come when you call them, then casually walk around, stopping every few feet to bat at some ribbon before stretching in an oh-so-cute manner."
