1. I thought FIFA was a video game?
2. So these aren't the players' normal teams?
3. I thought we sucked at soccer?
4. Why isn't David Beckham playing?
5. Or Landon Dovovan?
6. What the hell is that mascot?
7. How the hell is the final score 1-0?
8. They can tie?!?
9. I believe that we will win
10. The fans are crazy
11. What's with all the flopping?
12. Can I just use it as an excuse to drink?
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