1."It's already been FIVE MINUTES since he left, I just can't take THIS MUCH LONELINESS."
2."I'd like to see how he handles eating the same damn food EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY."
3."He must be crazy. He keeps putting his feet on these tasty treats he leaves on the floor for me."
4."I don't care. I'm going to tear up all of his shit because I know he's going to think it's cute."
5."And I thought he'd never fall for my trick of making my patented sad face again..."
6."Could it be that she likes me as much as I like her?"
7."Why are they laughing at me? I'm walking this fast because I'm really LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT."
8."Why is she always trying to make me look at that little rectangle thing she's always holding? I. DON'T. WANT. TO. LOOK! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RECTANGLE."
9."That thing where he goes around talking like me is irritating..."
10."I know she doesn't seem to like this, but it DOES make her pay attention to me."
11."Wait a minute, if he's my dad, why does he walk on just two feet, and why isn't he furry?"
