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    23 Tweets That Will Make Perfect Sense To Anyone With A Cat

    "I just want someone to look at me the way I look at my cat."

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    My relationship with my cat is like when Leia says "I love you" and Han says "I know" except then Han knocks over everything on my desk

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    FRIEND: do u like cats ME: I like *my* cat.

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    Every time I see a large cardboard box I think "my cat would love that."

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    "What's your favourite song?" Does the song I sing to my cat narrating his life count?

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    i just vented to my cat for like an hour

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    Saying "Bless You" out loud when my cat sneezes makes me

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    Something hurt my cat's paw and now I'm all

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    My cat: *Refuses to use the good toys I bought her* *only plays with things from the trash* Me: haha. same

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    me when i leave my cat every morning and go to work

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    interesting that my cat is afraid of wrinkled receipts but is totally fine carrying a half-dead spider in her mouth for two hours

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    my cat always looks like she just watched you take the last slice of pizza without offering to split it

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    "I don't have to answer to you." - Something I literally just said to my cat. Send help.

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    *opens snapchat* 😍😺 *faceswaps with my cat* 😃😻

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    My cat has eyes fixed on the ceiling and I'm hoping the disturbance turns out to be a demonic specter ready to eat my soul and not a bug.

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    my cat and i made a short-form documentary

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    Sorry I didn't pick up when you called, I was reenacting funny Broad City bits for my cat

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    My cat hissed at me from his carrier on our way home from the vet and I have never felt more like a parent whose child yells "I HATE YOU."

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    if my cat doesn't like you then i can't like you sorry i don't make the rules

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