1. Twitter: @annetdonahue 2. Kendra ✨ @kendrawcandraw My relationship with my cat is like when Leia says "I love you" and Han says "I know" except then Han knocks over everything on my desk 04:21 PM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Twitter: @7amadoka 4. erin chack @ErinChack FRIEND: do u like cats ME: I like *my* cat. 02:09 AM - 09 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Flo Perry @FloPerry Every time I see a large cardboard box I think "my cat would love that." 02:22 PM - 07 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. William Perkins @WilliamHPerkins "What's your favourite song?" Does the song I sing to my cat narrating his life count? 06:01 PM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Aidan Alexander @aidan i just vented to my cat for like an hour 03:18 AM - 16 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Amy Miller @amymiller Saying "Bless You" out loud when my cat sneezes makes me 07:25 PM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Ian MacIntyre @MrIanMacIntyre Something hurt my cat's paw and now I'm all 03:08 AM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Twitter: @monicaheisey 11. grace (sp?)man @GraceSpelman My cat: *Refuses to use the good toys I bought her* *only plays with things from the trash* Me: haha. same 01:39 AM - 22 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. keely flaherty @flahertykeely me when i leave my cat every morning and go to work 04:13 AM - 16 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Scaachi @Scaachi interesting that my cat is afraid of wrinkled receipts but is totally fine carrying a half-dead spider in her mouth for two hours 07:13 PM - 11 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. trash ghoul @TheDreamGhoul my cat always looks like she just watched you take the last slice of pizza without offering to split it 04:07 AM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nile Séguin @nileseguin "I don't have to answer to you." - Something I literally just said to my cat. Send help. 05:10 PM - 13 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Twitter: @Daddyissues__ 17. jomny sun @jonnysun *opens snapchat* 😍😺 *faceswaps with my cat* 😃😻 12:30 AM - 04 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Amanda @Manda_like_wine My cat has eyes fixed on the ceiling and I'm hoping the disturbance turns out to be a demonic specter ready to eat my soul and not a bug. 06:01 AM - 29 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Seb FoxAllen @purpledocket my cat and i made a short-form documentary 02:30 AM - 19 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Twitter: @McJesse 21. Mara Wilson @MaraWilson Sorry I didn't pick up when you called, I was reenacting funny Broad City bits for my cat 04:16 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue My cat hissed at me from his carrier on our way home from the vet and I have never felt more like a parent whose child yells "I HATE YOU." 06:24 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. madison @mtaucoin if my cat doesn't like you then i can't like you sorry i don't make the rules 12:04 AM - 05 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Can’t get enough cats? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s “This Week in Cats” newsletter and you’ll get all the cutest kitty news every Friday! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's "This Week in Cats" newsletter!