Hypothetical question: what would you do if you walked into your living room and there was a wild snake just chilling there, hissing on the floor and stuff?
If you're SunShine McCurry, a tattoo artist living in Forest City, NC, who came downstairs and found a five-foot black snake hanging out in her living room, you HANDLE THAT SITUATION.
She's just SO COOL ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN THING.
First, McCurry sneaks up on the snake and puts him into a pillowcase, but not before he manages to wriggle out his head.
As she's trying to get him out the door, he "musks" her, spraying her with a terrible scent.