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Take this very generic quiz to figure out what type of analyst you are! Workaholic? Depressed? In denial? The possibilities are endless!

Which Analyst Are You?

Signature catchphrase?

Which John Mulaney quote describes how you feel on a regular basis?

Go-to lie?

The squad won't stop roasting you for:

You went from _____ to _____

Tonight, you'll be drinking

You're so tired...

The last thing you bought:

How was your weekend?

What are you allergic to?

What's up, ya lege. Congrats, you got the BEST result. You're a Harvard alum's best man AND you run a 4:18 mile? Total GDL.

Pizza

You're a newbie. You have acclimated very quickly to the culture. You have an affinity for ESG (always gotta recycle the White Claw cans). You do a great impression of Pizza. Keep up the hard work and logging those ~hours~

You don't have your own radio station, but you should. Keep generating that content and those ~sick~ beats. Wait, why are you even taking this quiz? Shouldn't you be streaming? A lot of people are counting on you, man.

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Radio 1

You don't believe in hazing, but you also have a lot of controversial hot takes that we need to unpack. Except not right now. Go work on the tear sheet.

Canada

The only female in the bullpen until now, you know how to stand your ground. When you're not roasting Canada or correcting everyone's mistakes, you're pressuring Roo to do a hostile takeover of all of Duane Reade's Claws. It's okay though, we all need that type of influence in our lives.

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AD Rider

Honestly, you're the hero we need but don't deserve. Thanks for always motivating us to be better. We make fun of you, but we do it out of love. And because it's fun. And you're just sooooo wealthy, you can handle it.

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Sicilian

The voice of reason, the old soul of the group. Thanks for keeping us sane and reminding us that this is a place of BUSINESS. Also, don't get sick or else AD Rider will get in trouble.

Miami

You made this quiz, so obviously you need to write something self-deprecating to show that you're ~humble~. But seriously, how do you have this much time on your hands? Go do a rotation. Or 30.

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