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17 Very Real Struggles Of Having A Tall Boyfriend

I love you. But I can't kiss you.

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1. Getting a decent photo together can be difficult.

Every single time. The trials and tribulations of getting a selfie with your 6'4" boyfriend.

Double that struggle if you want to crop to square.

2. Buying your boyfriend clothing is totally out of the question.

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"It's nice... Just a little short here, here and here."

3. When you want to be all cute and borrow his pyjamas, only to realise trying to walk in them could be a liability.

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Twisted ankle? Not worth it.

4. Being the big spoon can be tough...

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5. ...but being the small spoon usually means forgoing pillow privileges.

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Because as much as your try, two spoons don't always match up perfectly.

6. "He's so tall!"

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Cool. What else did you think of my new boyfriend I am introducing you to for the first time?

7. They literally can't hear you what you say 99% of the time.

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Especially when you're in a group with other people of regular height.

8. Hugs are either uplifting or totally crushing.

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The same goes for kisses and neck nuzzles.

9. When they put away the groceries and you have to starve until they get home to help you.

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"DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD BE ABLE TO REACH THIS?!"

10. There will be time where you have to live in their shadow.

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Literally.

11. And you've always got to give up the aisle seat.

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Oh, the sacrifices!

12. They will complain about your "small" double bed, insisting it's inferior to their own giant one.

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Even though it feels so luxurious to you.

13. You've got to stand at the back at concerts with the other polite tall people, even though you can't see a thing from there.

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"I DO NOT BELONG HERE."

14. When you do venture into the crowd, girls ask to get on your boyfriend's shoulders.

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And it will make the whole standing at the back of the crowd thing seem not so bad.

15. You're constantly breaking into a run to keep up with their long strides.

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Like, ALWAYS trying to keep up with them and their damn long legs.

16. Fashion blogs will be like "borrow your boyfriend's clothes" and you'll be like... I don't think so.

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"Boyfriend jeans are not equal to my boyfriend's jeans."

17. And absolutely forget the idea of ever having a bubble bath together.

Unless you'd like to shiver in the corner, while the rest of the water is occupied.
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Unless you'd like to shiver in the corner, while the rest of the water is occupied.