If the best thing to do with wine is drink it (YAASS), the worst thing to do with wine is pour it down the sink (NOOO), which is why this guide is so very important.

Hold onto your goon bags, people.
The life-changing infographic, created by wine culture website Wine Folly, explains that if you're looking for longevity you need to ditch the champagne and grab a cask, while full-bodied white and red wine can last up to five days if stored correctly.