WHY WOULD I DO THIS? What was I possibly thinking?! I mean, you can’t even delete texts any more, you idiot. EVERYTHING IS FOREVER. I hate myself more than I have ever hated anything or anyone. I wouldn’t reply to me either.
Look, buddy. Ja Rule mightn’t have always been there when you called, but he was always on time - and this just ain’t good enough. I don’t need this.
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