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This is the best kind of orgasm:
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Everyone has these days:
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They're all completely different:
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These are the best kind of nudes to receive:
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This is what the end of a day wearing "no makeup" makeup looks like:
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And this is the only dabbing worth knowing about:
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The first time you try to follow a YouTube tutorial is always the hardest:
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There's never been a more iconic makeup carrier:
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Fake lashes will always turn up where you least expect them:
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There's nothing worse than hitting the pan:
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There isn't much that's sad enough to warrant ruining fresh makeup:
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There is no greater fear than this:
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This is how you know you've spent your time in Sephora well:
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And this is the only good reason to answer a knock at the door:
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To highlight well is to have magic powers:
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Nobody should be encouraging this:
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Finally finding that perfect base can be ~arousing~:
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It's important to find you a man that does neither:
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And brows really fucking matter:
