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22 Makeup Facts That Are Totally And Undeniably True

The only nudes worth getting are labelled MAC.

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1. This is the best kind of orgasm:

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2. Everyone has these days:

Literally everyone.
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Literally everyone.

3. They're all completely different:

And yes, you do need them all thankyouverymuch.
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And yes, you do need them all thankyouverymuch.

4. These are the best kind of nudes to receive:

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5. This is what the end of a day wearing "no makeup" makeup looks like:

6. And this is the only dabbing worth knowing about:

7. The first time you try to follow a YouTube tutorial is always the hardest:

8. There's never been a more iconic makeup carrier:

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9. Fake lashes will always turn up where you least expect them:

Read: where you left them when you got home drunk.
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Read: where you left them when you got home drunk.

10. There's nothing worse than hitting the pan:

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11. Except this:

12. Oh, and this:

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13. Organisation is key:

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14. There isn't much that's sad enough to warrant ruining fresh makeup:

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15. There is no greater fear than this:

16. This is how you know you've spent your time in Sephora well:

17. And this is the only good reason to answer a knock at the door:

18. To highlight well is to have magic powers:

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19. Nobody should be encouraging this:

20. Finally finding that perfect base can be ~arousing~:

21. It's important to find you a man that does neither:

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22. And brows really fucking matter: