There's absolutely no denying that Australians love to swear. So it kind of makes sense that the country would be littered with place names that are a little ~unsavoury~, right?
Lucky for everyone who's a fan of weird shit, there's now a map that documents every naughty location Australia has. Son Of A Bitch Spur is just one example. It's right next to Mount Hump.
Because who knew that Bullshit Hill was right by Burnt Pussy Mine, just a few kilometres down from Dick Hill?
Some of the location names on the map are a little more subtle than others, but all are low-key hilarious and very, very real.
And now you can have them all hanging in your home for just $49.95AUD.
What a time!
The Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names is available from Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Giggleswick.
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