I Have Questions About Fall And I Need Some Answers, America

    Because at home nobody gives a flying f*ck about autumn.

    1. Do people really go apple picking?

    2. You know those teeny tiny pumpkins that are sold in grocers? Are they for teeny tiny recipes or decoration?

    3. Who decided that flannel was perfect for fall? And is it weird if someone wears it in another season?

    4. Is it kind of annoying that all the leaves fall off all your trees?

    5. Is pumpkin spice really that delicious?

    6. And are pumpkin spice lattes actually worth the hype?

    7. If you didn't have Halloween and Thanksgiving, would fall still be a Big Deal?

    8. Do you call them "autumn leaves" or "fall leaves"?

    9. Is "leaf peeping" a thing that people actually say?

    10. What's a corn maze?

    11. Are you totally tired of pumpkin by the time winter arrives?

    12. Speaking of, did you know that pumpkin in a can is totally not a thing in Australia?

    13. Is "fall aesthetic" a real thing? Like, do people actually have a uniform for the season?

    14. Do you have certain scents for every season or just fall?

    15. How many of you actually decorate your homes for fall?

    16. And is fall still a huge deal in the states where it's warm all year round?