"His brow is sweaty, cheese grease, roast is heavy
There's hummus on his apron already: no spaghetti
He's nervous, but it's his purpose, he's halal and ready
To drop sauce, but he keeps on forgetting
What they wrote down, the folks howl "shave it now",
it's rotating round but the meat wont go brown,
It's broken, how? he's tryina serve most in town
but his shift's run out, time's up, over - blaow"
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