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Everyone's Really Fucking Shocked By "The Bachelor" Australia Finale

Worst decision since Brexit.

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Tonight saw the latest season of The Bachelor Australia come to a close.

Channel Ten

Yes, tonight was the night Richie chose who he thought was the most beautiful, fantastic, absolutely gorgeous etc.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE FINALE SPOILERS DO NOT CONTINUE READING.

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The episode began with pretty much everyone assuming they knew who would end up winning Bachelor Richie's heart.

Nikki's getting the twinkly fairytale music Alex didn't get that It's all over #TheBachelorAU

Nikki, duh.

Nikki is moving so fast in front of Alex, she's flicking dirt up into her face! #TheBachelorAU

Can you chose Nikki already bruh I've got an assignment to do #TheBachelorAU

Because it was obvious, right?

Dickie. This isn't tricky. The answer is Nikki. #thebachelorau

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BUT NAH.

SIKE!!!!!!!

TURN THE FUCKING TV OFF #TheBachelorAU

Everyone was dead wrong.

NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔 #TheBachelorAU

Because Nikki stepped out of the car first. Richie didn't choose her.

Wait WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? #royalcommsionNOW #TheBachelorAU

He just shot Bambi. I can't even. #TheBachelorAU

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And it took a moment to sink in. Because we'd all been so goddamn sure that it was going to be her.

Worst decision since Brexit #TheBachelorAu

Richie = dead to Australia. #ByeFelicia #TheBachelorAU

It was meant to be her?!?!?!?!?!?!

Remember how happy we were when Snez won? And how this is like the opposite of that? #TheBachelorAU

And people really just aren't coping.

HERE’S A POEM M8 ROSES ARE RED YOU CHOSE THE WRONG GIRL LOVE IS DEAD I HATE THE WORLD #TheBachelorAU

Time to show leadership @TurnbullMalcolm Australia urges you to unilaterally reverse this mistake #thebachelorau

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