16 Questions Everyone At Splendour Is Definitely Going To Ask

"Front left?"

1. "Should we meet at the front left of the stage?"

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Honestly, no matter what the answer is to this question, your friends will never actually be at the front left-hand side of the stage.

2. "What the hell is that person over there wearing?"

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From culturally offensive accessories to bread hats, you know you'll see it all.

3. "How is there mud literally inside my tent?"

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You'll be totally stunned because you will assume tents are supposed to keep the mud out. Alas, that does not mean they do.

4. "Has anyone seen my thongs?"

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Naturally, they'll be missing right before you need them for a shower.

5. "Can I borrow a baby wipe?"

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You'll say borrow, even though you have no intention of handing it back to your friend filthy.

6. "Did you expect to go through your cash this fast?"

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You'll eventually wrap your head around it and leave low-key broke.

7. "Where the hell's that something-McWhatever tent again?"

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It ain't easy finding your way around on day one.

8. "Does anyone have a phone charger I could borrow?"

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No matter how prepared you are, something will always go wrong with the goddamn chargers.

9. "Is it too early to start drinking?"

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Answer: Yeah, nah.

10. "Do you think I could get away with not washing my hair again today?"

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Dry shampoo is the only answer.

11. "Did that guy just jump in the mud? Is he crazy?"

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Crazy or just super cooked.

12. "Honestly, why the hell are there so many timetable clashes?"

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There's always one big miss that will break your heart.

13. "Do you reckon this wristband will completely cut off my circulation by Monday?"

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You will actually wonder if the person that strapped it on has a personal vendetta against you.

14. "Does anyone else need to go to the toilet?"

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You won't want to wait in that 45-minute long line alone.

15. "Does anyone have chewy?"

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This question may or may not be followed with: "Is it gross if I just chew gum instead of brushing my teeth tonight?"

16. "Can you think of anything worse than having to pack up the campsite right now?"

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Yeah, nah.