Buzz·Posted on Sep 25, 201721 Tweets For Women That Are So Real It Hurts A Little"My exclamation key button broke and now all my emails sound like they were written by a man."by Gyan YankovichBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. natalie tran 🆈🅴🆂 @natalietran Hairdresser: What are your plans for the weekend? Me: Nothing, ok? Every time nothing 03:33 PM - 24 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @natalietran / Twitter / Via Twitter: @natalietran 2. Ashley Fetters @AshleyFetters hey it's me, your friend who ignores everything going on in the group text and then chimes in every six days with a single "omg" 06:45 PM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @AshleyFetters / Twitter / Via Twitter: @AshleyFetters 3. Christine Sydelko @csydelko of all the times I've broken a nail in my life 95% of them have been from trying to open a pistachio 02:29 AM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @csydelko / Twitter / Via Twitter: @csydelko 4. Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau every time I see someone running in an airport I spiritually connect with them. like bitch I get u this my life run sweetie make that flight 07:23 PM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @tanamongeau / Twitter / Via Twitter: @tanamongeau 5. Lucy Valentine @LucyXIV [me buying expensive wine that I do not deserve and have not earned] I deserve this. I have earned this 07:40 AM - 20 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @LucyXIV / Twitter / Via Twitter: @LucyXIV 6. Deirdre @figgled "LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." commands the small cushion. You whisper "I'm trying" but that only makes it angrier 08:52 AM - 22 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @figgled / Twitter / Via Twitter: @figgled 7. Jazmine Hughes @jazzedloon my exclamation key button broke and now all my emails sound like they were written by a man 10:17 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @jazzedloon / Twitter / Via Twitter: @jazzedloon 8. Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff I was just at a mixer and I mixed the shit out of it jk not really I talked only to who I knew then left 06:13 AM - 17 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @KarenKilgariff / Twitter / Via Twitter: @KarenKilgariff 9. lauren ashley bishop @sbellelauren eating almonds: (seconds 1-3) mmmn! (seconds 4-273) wait how do i get all this dirt out of my mouth oh god make it stop 05:20 PM - 31 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @sbellelauren / Twitter / Via Twitter: @sbellelauren 10. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz If you call your significant other your "partner in crime" I will have u arrested 04:28 AM - 20 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @DanaSchwartzzz / Twitter / Via Twitter: @DanaSchwartzzz 11. lainedavis @lainekdavis my body: WATER please I need it me: you - you want iced coffee?? 08:01 PM - 18 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @lainekdavis / Twitter / Via Twitter: @lainekdavis 12. redz @maddie_redmon it's so weird how girls just know....idk how we know?? shit, half the time we don't even know what we know, but like we know 10:09 PM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @maddie_redmon / Twitter / Via Twitter: @maddie_redmon 13. liv farmer @oliviafarmerr_ do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else 12:37 AM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @oliviafarmerr_ / Twitter / Via Twitter: @oliviafarmerr_ 14. sam @smeezi me: skincare! my other organs: please help us . 04:32 AM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @smeezi / Twitter / Via Twitter: @smeezi 15. Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch My movements can be tracked exactly by simply following the trail of lip balms I have lost throughout my life 02:16 PM - 11 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @Brocklesnitch / Twitter / Via Twitter: @Brocklesnitch 16. Megan Amram @meganamram I wish there were a specific ring you could wear that meant "I'm not married but I don't want men to talk to me" 02:08 AM - 14 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @meganamram / Twitter / Via Twitter: @meganamram 17. Anna Drezen @annadrezen I have p low self esteem for someone who always googles celebs to see if they're single after I wake up from a sex dream about them 03:00 AM - 30 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @annadrezen / Twitter / Via Twitter: @annadrezen 18. Summer @summerjscott literally just saw a 10 year old girl wearing a shirt with sparkles that said "doing my best" fucking same bitch where'd you get that 06:41 PM - 27 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @summerjscott / Twitter / Via Twitter: @summerjscott 19. Mara Wilson @MaraWilson How confused about the world are you right now, on a scale of 0 to "trying to figure out a friend's shower" 03:27 PM - 19 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @MaraWilson / Twitter / Via Twitter: @MaraWilson 20. killer kike @hiitsmolly the worst part about meeting new people is having to tell your life story like it's a coherent narrative you endorse 12:42 AM - 24 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @hiitsmolly / Twitter / Via Twitter: @hiitsmolly 21. Jen Statsky @jenstatsky Don't cry because it's over, smile because a man told you to. 05:14 AM - 01 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @jenstatsky / Twitter / Via Twitter: @jenstatsky