13 Things You've Lived Through If You Ever Worked At Supre

Teaser: It's a lot. You've lived through a lot.

1. "Did you know Supre is french for 'slut'?"

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NOPE. I didn't. Because it doesn't.

2. "I would never, ever, shop at Supre."

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OK. Cool. It's definitely not for everyone, but I challenge you to find an Australian girl who has never owned a pair of black Supre tights.

Or a material belt. Or five.

3. "XXXS size clothes shouldn't even be allowed."

FOX

And neither should kid's sizes?

4. "There's nothing in here over a size 10."

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Supre goes up to a size 16. And if you can't find your size, I honestly am sorry, but I don't have a say in that side of the business. I am just here so I can pay my phone bill next month.

5. "The music is too damn loud in here."

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And it's also the only thing getting me through eight hours of standing, so please, don't scream at me.

6. "Do you seriously like all this stuff?"

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Do the staff at McDonald's exclusively eat cheeseburgers? Please, give me a break.

7. "I'm FINE, just browsing."

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All right. And some people need help finding something because they're in a rush and there are about 1 million things in this store. Excuse me and my politeness.

8. "This top I bought from here shrunk in the wash..."

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Did you look at the care label? Did you hand wash it? Or, did you pay less than $20 for it and expect it to last you the rest of your life?

9. "I just left everything in the change room."

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On the floor? Oh. Yep. I see it. Thank you!

10. "This top has make-up on it..."

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And you didn't notice before you tried it on? That's convenient.

11. "Well, can you just have a look out the back?"

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This is the modern day, you know, with computers. Mine says we don't have any of your size in. I'm sorry but my pretending to look out the back is not going to help you on your quest to find the perfect pair of jeans.

12. "I'd never let my daughter shop at Supre."

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Sorry, random parent, but there's nothing she's going to see here that she isn't seeing on Snapchat. Or, you know, Kylie Jenner's Instagram.

13. "God, I hate Supre."

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