HOW NORMAL PEOPLE INSTAGRAM:
And how EVERYONE should Instagram
Step 1: Decide to take a picture, take the picture.
Step 2: Post the picture.
HOW THIS GENERATION INSTAGRAMS:
Step 1: Choosing the unlucky photographer.
Step 2: Make sure the scene is PERFECT.
Step 3: EVERYONE in the picture has to act as if they aren't aware a picture is being taken.
Step 4: Review the picture.
Step 5: Ask for your peers' opinion on the picture.
Step 6: DON'T FORGET to add a WHITE frame to the picture.
Step 7: Add a filter, or edit it to really make it POP.
Step 8: Send your finished product to friends for their confirmation BEFORE posting it.
Step 9: Think of an AMAZING caption.
Step 10: Warn your core 5 friends that you're about to post.
Step 10.5: LOOK AT THE TIME!
Step 11: Post your picture and tell yourself you actually don’t care about how many likes it gets...
Step 12: Do the COMPLETE opposite and refresh your newsfeed every 2 minutes to see if it's getting any 'likes'.
Step 13: If the likes do NOT exceed the time it was posted, contemplate taking it down and feel a lot of shame.
Step 14: If the likes exceed the time it was posted for at least the first hour, you deserve a well-rested sleep for a job well done.
Step 15: The next day, follow up with some people who haven’t liked your picture yet and force them to like it.
Step 16: You expect your picture to get 100+ likes, and it doesn't.
Step 17: When/If your picture hits 100 likes, you feel like you're the hottest, most popular, badass bitch...
Step 18: Repeat in 1-2 weeks...
This is the world we now live in.
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