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1. Men with long hair are like beautiful strong warriors...
2. ... real men that can chop wood...
3. but sometimes they have a sensitive side...
4. They know how to amuse themselves when they get bored...
5. His hair will keep you warm.
6. And you can make sure you never lose each other...
7. He provides a warm nest for all your favourite woodland creatures...
8. He has so many hair accessories...
9. ... but what's more glorious than the 'man-bun'?
10. You can share his hair products...
11. and when you wake up in the morning, he doesn't have to see you look without make-up...
12. AND FINALLY, what is more BEAUTIFUL and MAJESTIC than the HAIR SWOOSH!
Look at it flow..
beautifully synchronized...
so much swoosh!
13. And if you are one of these majestic breeds embrace it..
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