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1. No one gets your "Sexy Landstrider" Halloween costume.
2. You've looked into adopting a Fizzgig.
3. You don't trust people who don't like Dark Crystal...
...or haven't heard of it...
...or prefer Labyrinth.
4. You freak out if someone touches your collector's edition DVD...
...or asks to borrow it.
5. Gelflings gave you unrealistic expectations of love.
6. ...But you still want the Dark Crystal theme at your wedding.
7. You've typed "Castle of the Crystal Palace" into Craigslist apartment searches...
...and Missed Connections.
8. You get all your life advice from Aughra.
9. When the new Dark Crystal book was announced you were all like:
and then like:
10. At the end of the day, all you really want is this Fizzgig cat.
The Dark Crystal Author Quest
Are you passionate enough to be the author of the new Dark Crystal novel? Grosset & Dunlap and The Jim Henson Company are accepting submissions until 12/31/13. Check out details at darkcrystal.com/authorquest
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